BoyInTheBalloon
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I think 99% of you are fucking dumb. Go fuck yourselves. All 99% of you.
3:33 PM Nov 29th
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I am playing "Call of Duty" Modern Warfare 2. It is in fact VERY modern. Before you even head out on your mission you're shot by a teammate.
8:26 AM Nov 15th
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My dads not going to jail? That sucks!
3:00 PM Nov 12th
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My dad says he doesn't want his wife anymore, and now he's mad cause he can't find the receipt.
7:35 AM Nov 1st
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that her marriage to my dad was a hoax.
8:20 AM Oct 29th
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OMG! @ put my dad on as a character? They showed him as a douche and also did not say his name. Both the opposite of what he wanted
7:31 PM Oct 25th
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My dad was on NWA flight 188.
8:08 AM Oct 24th
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I hope my new parents at my new foster home will let me keep my iPhone. Totally hooked on twitter.
7:07 PM Oct 23rd
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My mom said it was a hoax. She better enter the witness protection program.
3:56 PM Oct 23rd
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One of my dad's weird beliefs is that the world will end in 2012. If so, then why was he trying 2 get a 5 year deal on his show last March?
6:34 PM Oct 21st
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Hey @ is talkin about how my mom is weak.Not so,she can take a lot of punches, and not complain to ANYONE about it.Tough girl
6:08 PM Oct 21st
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I can finally stop taking estrogen. My dad says he's not putting me on "Toddlers in Tiaras" since we're too busy getting booked downtown.
11:00 AM Oct 21st
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What does my dad mean by "trading 3 to 5 years for 15 minutes"? I think that's dumb. I would have told him not to trade.
8:57 PM Oct 20th
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Sorry people, my dad stole my iPhone there for a minute. I got it back now, it is me again.
10:33 AM Oct 19th
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OH MY GOD!!! CALL THE NEWS STATIONS!!! CALL 911!! CALL THE COAST GUARD!!!
10:32 AM Oct 19th
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OH MY GOD!!! MY DAD LEFT MOTOR RUNNIN ON HIS BOAT N IT WASN'T TIED TO THE DOCK!I! THINK I SAW MY BROTHER GET ON THE BOAT B4 IT SPED OFF!!!
10:30 AM Oct 19th
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Oh and by the way, my dad doesn't want me to tell you that the fistfightinfrontofthehouseguy is a hoax. So I promised him I wouldn't.
10:25 AM Oct 19th
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They are talking about us on "The View" right now. Even my dad wouldn't go on the view.
8:05 AM Oct 19th
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My dad got the reality show he wanted, but I don't think he planned on doing it for free while wearing an orange jumpsuit.
7:11 AM Oct 19th
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RT @ Hey, this is the Elle and Degenerates Show right? I think you should have my family on your show, Elle.
5:14 PM Oct 18th
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- Name Boy In The Balloon
- Location 7,000-8,000 FT
- Web http://www.eaa.org
- Bio Hello, my name is Falcon. I like riding my bike, playing with matches, and being exploited. Follow my tweets to see what my family is doing next.
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