boyasunder
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Totes listening to the best podcast ep. about cholera right now.
about 16 hours ago
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@ if you’re desperate, I know people.
6:17 PM May 24th
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from Portland, OR
in reply to extramsg
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@ Oh goddamn I need to go back! That looks awesome.
6:14 PM May 24th
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from Portland, OR
in reply to extramsg
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@ As you might guess, I'm more into skinny-ass guys.
6:06 PM May 24th
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in reply to extramsg
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@ Uhm... 1) Ox. 2) ...herpes?
5:54 PM May 24th
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in reply to extramsg
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Er, ounces 91-120.
3:37 PM May 24th
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from Portland, OR
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Currently on ounces 90-120 of today’s iced-tea-fueled, patent-drafting marathon.
3:36 PM May 24th
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from Portland, OR
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Based my reaction looking at the heels of the lady in front of me on the escalator, if there's an opposite of a foot fetish, I have it.
1:22 PM May 24th
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@ You're dead to me, Stover!
11:04 AM May 22nd
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from Portland, OR
in reply to stechz
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Who on the Internet do I have to blame for my awareness of Call Me Maybe and its subsequent playing in my head? And must I show them mercy?
7:18 AM May 22nd
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@ Will do! Thanks!
3:25 PM May 18th
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in reply to downcastapp
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@ A lot of things don't seem to get synced between iPhone and iPad. Bad when you see ".dsync" at end of documents in iCloud?
2:49 PM May 18th
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@ Like, for anyone? That's disheartening.
10:45 AM May 18th
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from Portland, OR
in reply to AmberGerlover
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Why did no one tell me Tomato-Basil soup is just an excuse to eat delicious tomato sauce dumped in a bowl without pasta?
12:25 PM May 16th
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"It's votin' time! Which is like clobberin' time, but for democracy!" - Me, just now.
12:50 AM May 15th
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By the time I saw it was Tuesday, at approximately 12:00:20, Jwo had already hit "Play" on Diablo III. Turns out it starts at 12:01. Ha!
12:01 AM May 15th
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In Mitt Romney's college photo he looks exactly like all the bad guys in Animal House.
10:12 AM May 10th
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@ a grown man shouldn't call it "pee."
11:17 AM May 10th
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from Seattle, WA
in reply to KenJennings
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Poor Mitt Romney – all he wanted to do was cut gay kids' hair for a living, and he got pushed into politics instead!
9:22 AM May 10th
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FREE SHEP SMITH!
8:00 PM May 9th
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- Name Ryan
- Location Portland
- Bio I write patents. And sing, play video games, cook, eat, and drive.
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