The boys gave us our Valentine presents, sleeping all night (yes, I was up at 5am, but 6:30-5 is a solid night) @paternityleave

Days don't get better this, got to hang out all day with my 3 most favorite dudes: my dad and my twins #threegenerations #paternityleave

Currently reducing root beer for a bbq sauce.

Come on @Bishma, let's go party.

@jonesabi If you weren't pregnant, I would strongly advise that you find one of the many Schnapp Shops in Switzerland; I miss 'em.

@Jaegerwells I think you have "hung over" and home sick switched.

I had all these great intentions for the evening, but apparently, falling asleep on the couch with a baby on my chest was all I needed to do

Do they sell snow shovel attachments for a changing table? #paternityleave

@altonbrown Had your chocolate chip cookies too, god bless kosher salt and all it does.

@michaelianblack I wouldn't take the night off, you wouldn't want to get rusty.

Completely and utterly exhausted from hiking with Parker in his backpack. Elevation + 3.6 miles * chunky baby = 1 tired dad #paternityleave

@TheBon Derek once had a very good joke using this song, remember it, @Bishma?

@Bishma @TheBon I agree. However, he could be just fishing. "You're so smart" "No, I'm not." "No, you're really really smart" and so on

@Bishma @TheBon Damn, son, you got told.

I love mortgage refi Fridays.

Is it my birthday? Nope, just a wonderful wife who made it so I could sleep in until 9am. #sleepthatswhereimaviking

@C_Diddy721 If you're a man, there is.

With Jess at parent conferences, I'm getting a good view of a single parent's evening. I have much respect. #paternityleave #hurryhome

How long can a tantrum be paused for? Apparently, 6.1 miles. #paternityleave

@Jaegerwells Bet you could reinact 13 Counting Crows songs based on Omaha. #orrainorcircus