Wellsy

Wellsy

@boxofwhine Oregon
Better than a moist towelette
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Wellsy
The boys gave us our Valentine presents, sleeping all night (yes, I was up at 5am, but 6:30-5 is a solid night) @
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Days don't get better this, got to hang out all day with my 3 most favorite dudes: my dad and my twins
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Currently reducing root beer for a bbq sauce.
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Come on @, let's go party.
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@ If you weren't pregnant, I would strongly advise that you find one of the many Schnapp Shops in Switzerland; I miss 'em.
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@ I think you have "hung over" and home sick switched.
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I had all these great intentions for the evening, but apparently, falling asleep on the couch with a baby on my chest was all I needed to do
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Do they sell snow shovel attachments for a changing table?
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@ Had your chocolate chip cookies too, god bless kosher salt and all it does.
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@ I wouldn't take the night off, you wouldn't want to get rusty.
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Completely and utterly exhausted from hiking with Parker in his backpack. Elevation + 3.6 miles * chunky baby = 1 tired dad
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@ Derek once had a very good joke using this song, remember it, @?
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@ @ I agree. However, he could be just fishing. "You're so smart" "No, I'm not." "No, you're really really smart" and so on
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@ @ Damn, son, you got told.
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I love mortgage refi Fridays.
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Is it my birthday? Nope, just a wonderful wife who made it so I could sleep in until 9am.
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@ If you're a man, there is.
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With Jess at parent conferences, I'm getting a good view of a single parent's evening. I have much respect.
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How long can a tantrum be paused for? Apparently, 6.1 miles.
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@ Bet you could reinact 13 Counting Crows songs based on Omaha.