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boxof

  1. “@POO_HAT: As @angry_dogtanian would say. FUCK SPAGHETTI.” I miss @angry_dogtanian
  2. @jmuddleton samesies
  3. Oh fuck! I'm totally losing my shit! - 'losing' = 'squeezing out' 'my shit' = 'a shit'
  4. @xfitlaura STOP WHINGING AND GET BACK TO WORK
  5. Fuckin bollocks! @StellaRtwot just punched me in the face and stole my fucking lucky dollar.
  6. @snowness surely that's not a bad thing
  7. @meertoh That's uncalled for. They look like them nude romantics though.
  8. FUCKING HATE HIPSTERS
  9. (null) twitpic.com/9e2nh3
  10. @StellaRtwot boooooooo twitpic.com/9dw4n2
  11. Wow, check out these rare parchments twitpic.com/9dsz8j
  12. @meertoh heh
  13. “@renderstan: Gonna open up a Boots the Chemist with busty skimpy dressed ladies and call it Booters” Hmmm. Scribbling out name ... 'Tits'
  14. @StellaRtwot That's really insensitive, you know. He sings REGGAE. We don't need more fucking reggae.
  15. Comedy concept: Replace a word in a sentence with 'beans'. Example: These beans are delicious. *please note does not work with 'beans'.
  16. I fucking 🐯emojicons. Fuckig bastarding 🐒 fucking 🎈 cunt fuckers.
  17. @tehpet oh it's yours. Well done. ☀
  18. Every second person who reads this is a twat.
  19. @renderstan aye, a food quality trade would be grand. I took a few blandsing classes. I might go into that.