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  1. @Tw1tterShitter takes it to a whole new level. @bowelmovements and @racingstripes try to keep it classy.9:39 AM Apr 8th from web
  2. If my last name were Dump, my goal on life would be to achieve the rank of Major in the US Army.7:51 AM Mar 29th from Twitterrific
  3. full house today at work. My the fruits of their labor be as rewarding as mine.2:38 PM Sep 5th, 2008 from mobile web
  4. shwitter shwitter schwitter I made you out of chicken wings2:04 PM Aug 21st, 2008 from mobile web
  5. I know have proof that one can each too much sushi.9:03 AM Aug 9th, 2008 from mobile web
  6. after days in a tent, letting loose in Reno.10:29 AM Jul 25th, 2008 from mobile web
  7. first shwitter in the new office4:30 PM Jul 21st, 2008 from mobile web
  8. @racingstripes and @bowelmovements in "A Tale of Two Shities"e8:13 AM Jul 16th, 2008 from mobile web in reply to racingstripes
  9. @racingstripes is in the next stall, but I'm not sure why we're in the international terminal.7:29 AM Jul 16th, 2008 from mobile web in reply to racingstripes
  10. getting on plane with @racingstripes after a greasy breakfast. This could get interesting.5:42 AM Jul 16th, 2008 from mobile web
  11. clogged a friend's toilet last night. Not my proudest moment.8:34 AM Jul 14th, 2008 from mobile web
  12. tim r: "twitter sounds like shitter." yes it does. And right now, post PH, they both sound good.10:02 AM Jul 11th, 2008 from mobile web
  13. @racingstipes in the next stall..2:38 PM Jul 10th, 2008 from mobile web
  14. That took longer than I expected.5:26 PM Jul 9th, 2008 from mobile web
  15. just finished pancake house lunch. The timer starts...now.12:50 PM Jul 9th, 2008 from mobile web
  16. roughage makes the heart grow fonder. Or: panera salad tore right through me.2:30 PM Jul 8th, 2008 from mobile web
  17. just sat down for my third pancake meal in 36 hours. I'm not expecting good things to come of this. Considering a premptive shit.6:58 AM Jul 5th, 2008 from mobile web
  18. pancake in. Pancake out, again.4:22 PM Jul 4th, 2008 from mobile web
  19. One small pancake for man. One giant shit for mankind.9:32 PM Jul 3rd, 2008 from web
  20. just had an S.O.S. / 911 emergency and every stall in the building was full on the first sweep. Close call it was. Italian sausage.2:39 PM Jul 1st, 2008 from mobile web