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  1. @nawls afraid to breathe, might choke on the quicksand. 27 minutes ago from Tweetie in reply to nawls
  2. oh man i'd love for just one stinkin' thing to go right just once! about 1 hour ago from Tweetie
  3. think i'm gonna make a trek out of the house. going to peek in the windows at the studio to see how projects turned out. also: coffee! about 3 hours ago from Tweetie
  4. my ovaries are killing me.. pretty sure they've wrapped themselves in barb'd wire and are strapping themselves with explosives. about 3 hours ago from Tweetie
  5. adrift in a sea of post-it notes, research literature, kittens, and at the moment..The Moldy Peaches about 14 hours ago from Tweetie
  6. @smack6102 ty for the #FF ! about 14 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to smack6102
  7. think about it, reading glasses might be proof that ghosts exist. how else do my glasses get so dirty while i'm wearing them? #ghostsdidit about 15 hours ago from Tweetie
  8. @zoijioz become my ma-in-law? about 15 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to zoijioz
  9. @kiwicuties 11 weeks? good job! little sips, savor, savor. about 18 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to kiwicuties
  10. @lilacwoman had a mean flu bug about 18 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to lilacwoman
  11. mmm first sip of coffee in 5 days! savoring the moment about 18 hours ago from Tweetie
  12. frak yeah, this is spacerific! RT @kiwicuties: http://is.gd/5cOqn Sometimes you need your space (shameless plug) about 18 hours ago from Tweetie
  13. awww got my lil grrl a buzz lightyear action figure and some wooden blocks for christmas :) she's going to looove 'em! about 20 hours ago from Tweetie
  14. did you guys see the wintery fun coloring/activity books on @AmyPerrotti's @Etsy shop? super cute and easy on the wallet! http://is.gd/5cK4G about 20 hours ago from Tweetie
  15. check 'em out! @kiwicuties pendants are affordable adorable! http://www.etsy.com/shop/KiWiCuties?section_id=5035422 #christmasgoodies about 20 hours ago from Tweetie
  16. RT @iheartcoolstuff: RT & Follow for a chance to win a Tokidoki Celebrazione Bacio bag from IHCS.me! #IHCSholidaygiveaway01 about 24 hours ago from Tweetie
  17. trying to play catch up on all my homework and stuff....oi. today has been a crap sack. here's hoping it gets better! about 24 hours ago from Tweetie
  18. @AmyPerrotti awww creature drums...wish i would have thought of that. and also...that monster box looks familiar... ;) thanx for sharing! about 24 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to AmyPerrotti
  19. Friday's Borked Planet | http://su.pr/1qdglY 10:05 AM Dec 4th from Su.pr
  20. i ate food tonight! and... i don't feel like i'm on a raft at vicious sea or like it's coming back up. this is progress. i am happy. :) 6:47 PM Dec 3rd from Tweetie
  • Name jess
  • Location grants ass
  • Web http://www.borked...
  • Bio Just a grrl who loves sarcasm, coffee, webcomics, stand-up comedy, monsters, zombies, skulls, art and puddle hopping.
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