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That's okay, Jerry Maguire references are always welcome in this workplace. Now, who's comin' with me?
1:06 PM Dec 10th, 2009
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He then said, "OK, OK, that was a little bit theatrical, I admit."
1:05 PM Dec 10th, 2009
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Boris just slammed his head on his desk repeatedly, YELLING, "HELP ME HELP YOU...HELP MEEEE HELP YOUUUUUU!"
1:03 PM Dec 10th, 2009
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BORIS: "Maybe what we need is to add in ze vodka. Zhat will...(studder, studder)...amplify ze effects of the medicationz."
7:44 AM Nov 24th, 2009
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BORIS: "But don't you think that taking a few Excedrin Migraines with coffee would give you a slight buzz?"
7:36 AM Nov 24th, 2009
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...numbing the pain I encounter all day, every day, as I swallow the large amounts of sadness resulting from working with Boris?
7:34 AM Nov 24th, 2009
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Is there something I don't know? Does acetaminophen offer anything other than pain relief & liver damage? Like...
7:33 AM Nov 24th, 2009
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This morning, I've marked FOUR times that Boris has offered me Sudafed or OTC pain relievers from his desk drawer.
7:31 AM Nov 24th, 2009
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Boris typically blank Googles a few times a week, sometimes for as long as an hour at one sitting.
12:44 PM Nov 17th, 2009
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Boris is currently staring at a blank Google search page. He's been at it since 3:37 EST. It's BLANK. Before you ask, NO, I am not kidding.
12:43 PM Nov 17th, 2009
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BORIS: Acccchoooooooo! Acccchhoooo! ME: Bless you. BORIS: I'm going to, uh, wash my hands. ME: ::vomit::
10:17 AM Nov 17th, 2009
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(Context - Boris was going to the cafe, and asked if I wanted anything. I, feeling a little sick, asked for a Vitamin C Fruit Smoothie.)
12:46 PM Nov 16th, 2009
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BORIS: I'll be right back, and see if I can get you your naked fruit.
12:45 PM Nov 16th, 2009
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BORIS: So, do you ever hear the sound of running water in the office? ME: No. Sorry. BORIS: Oooookay. Must just be me.
11:09 AM Nov 16th, 2009
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This opening dialogue was followed by telling me my "tonation" in response was "great." I think he meant "intonation," at best.
5:03 AM Nov 4th, 2009
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...him fighting off flashbacks of some traumatizing "bretrfast" experience in his past.
5:02 AM Nov 4th, 2009
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"Bretrfast" is the best way I can spell the way Boris says "breakfast." I don't know if it's a tick, studder, or worse...
5:02 AM Nov 4th, 2009
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This morning, I picked up a chicken biscuit on the way into work. Boris walked in and said "That's a good bretrfast."
5:01 AM Nov 4th, 2009
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Tomorrow, he'll stare at me all day. Well, me or a blank Google search box. (No, I'm not kidding.) I better get some beauty sleep.
7:13 PM Nov 3rd, 2009
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Allow me to point out that Boris is not a small fellow, hence I was unable to comprehend the dainty flask on top of the usual bad accent.
7:11 PM Nov 3rd, 2009
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- Name Boris at ze Office
- Location Your Office, Your Town
- Bio I work with this guy named Boris. This is the stuff he says and does on a daily basis. No edits.
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