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  1. Used Dental Instruments #benandjerryfailures about 3 hours ago from web
  2. @garyvee gary. hi. i wrote this: http://bit.ly/1h0JUz and would like to send you a hot hot copy. possible? kathryn.borel@gmail.com . yes! about 12 hours ago from web
  3. sometimes we wear pants. and sometimes while wearing those pants we wonder, who invented pants? and then we realize it was a foolish person. about 12 hours ago from web
  4. @katarinag @corrible QUIT IT YOU GUYS 7:03 PM Dec 1st from web in reply to katarinag
  5. started watching louis theyroux's Law and Disorder in Philly then realized i'd already seen the 4th season of The Wire and shut it off. 7:02 PM Dec 1st from web
  6. @corrible fuck i did NOT EVEN GET ANY OF THE MACAROONS. because i was too drunk to notice they were being plucked off the tower. ugh. 6:18 PM Dec 1st from web in reply to corrible
  7. christmas. a time to scream at the people you love. 1:40 PM Dec 1st from web
  8. @xflansx barack like that? 9:59 AM Nov 27th from web in reply to xflansx
  9. wishes everyone would stop trying to inseminate me already!!!!! 8:44 AM Nov 27th from web
  10. steals half-eaten disgusting muffin from colleagues desk. eats it. finds it disgusting. yells at colleague for leaving out disgusting muffin 1:05 PM Nov 25th from web
  11. all my friends seems to be the new solsbury hill. http://www.apple.com/trailers/focus_features/greenberg/ 12:57 PM Nov 24th from web
  12. conversation: "were you up all night getting laid?" "no, i was up all night not getting laid." 11:11 AM Nov 24th from web
  13. snakes on a boat. 8:37 AM Nov 22nd from web
  14. me! CORKED! on a list! the list of "15 Books That Mattered in 2009 in Quill & Quire"!! quills! quires! 15! ME! happiness aneurysm. 7:13 AM Nov 20th from web
  15. @corrible i read "new boyfriend" and "book" and then had a strange thing happen in my heart and then reread it and everything was fine again 6:01 PM Nov 18th from web in reply to corrible
  16. oh, and then my video prayers were answered thanks to this, via my friend greg. http://bit.ly/2aOyLR 6:01 PM Nov 18th from web
  17. yeasayer, i also don't know about you. http://www.amblingalp.com/ 5:54 PM Nov 18th from web
  18. beyonce, your technology references are incorrect. where is your projector phone, b? and gaga, i expected more from you.http://bit.ly/1AOsHt 8:10 AM Nov 18th from web
  19. @PaulTee you're the only person who understood how i was trying to undermine tomorrow's kindle release. marry me. 8:28 PM Nov 17th from web in reply to PaulTee
  20. sometimes i miss the fake man who was posing as levar burton. b/c this is what the real one posts. http://bit.ly/3obJTO oh sweet levar. 8:27 PM Nov 17th from web