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  1. @ArmchairJuror @toojaymoos They work *much* better than the ones Dad got from Bunnings. I think it's just luck. about 1 hour ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to ArmchairJuror
  2. @ArmchairJuror @toojaymoos Mum got some multicoloured ones from a reject shop once. My brother spotted them & she bought them to shut him up about 1 hour ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to ArmchairJuror
  3. @BrookieLogan @toojaymoos Mine was Posh. She just didn't give a shit and looked like it. I loved that even in primary school. about 13 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to BrookieLogan
  4. @lil_MissSarah Not nearly as awesome as you meeting BSB :) I didn't get a pic or anything. Didn't want to bother her. about 13 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to lil_MissSarah
  5. @ToojayMoos She looked really, really good. She looks a lot younger in real life. about 13 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to ToojayMoos
  6. I'm trying to explain. He thinks it's a club. I give up. about 13 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  7. Cab driver doesn't know who the Spice Girls are. He's looking at me like I'm nuts. about 13 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  8. @ToojayMoos Eating :) about 14 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to ToojayMoos
  9. I JUST SAW SCARY SPICE. @AUJDO WILL CONFIRM THIS. MY TEN YEAR OLD SELF IS SO EXCITED. about 14 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  10. @FearBlandness @uberfacts My mood is 'clean'. about 20 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to FearBlandness
  11. @wordsonaplatfrm EVERYTHING IS CARCINOGENIC!!! about 20 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to wordsonaplatfrm
  12. @GeordieGuy Damn. about 20 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to GeordieGuy
  13. @lukeweston metabisulphite is the same. I rubbed it all over the damn walls to no effect. Removed wonderfully the stains on the pH meter. about 20 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to lukeweston
  14. Do people really use iodine to clean wounds? You be crazy. This stings on unbroken skin. about 20 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  15. @ToojayMoos @pchesmoonrocket Oh fuck no! Then I'd have to do a decontam clean. It's a nightmare job. about 20 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to ToojayMoos
  16. The BRAND NEW auto burette has fucked my titration, the floor, my gown, the wall, my pH meter and my mood. about 21 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  17. Too fucking late. Work has a new wall decoration. about 21 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  18. Before it sets! I'm using water and FAILING. about 21 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  • Name boredjessica
  • Location Melbourne
  • Bio I work in science, live with two vapid male housemates, feminist, atheist, and like to tweet inane dribble.
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