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borat

  1. Time flies when you're dry humping 10:01 PM May 28th via Mobile Web
  2. yo mama so fat even her skinny jeans got diabetes. 7:39 PM May 23rd via web
  3. Ive had it with all these mothafuckin avengers on this motherfuckin flying aircraft carrier! 5:35 PM May 9th via Mobile Web
  4. They tried making a notorious BIG hologram but it kept running out of breath. 11:30 AM Apr 17th via Mobile Web
  5. "only alcohol can make a sunrise look shitty" - me.. best quote of all time. 6:01 AM Apr 6th via web
  6. "Game of Thrones" sounds like a rich mans version of Musical Chairs...think about it. 8:34 PM Apr 1st via web
  7. Take the last song you played and add "in my ass"..post your results. Example "Glad you came in my ass" by the wanted. GO! 12:51 AM Mar 31st via Mobile Web
  8. its official, you should all follow @RonBurgundy 11:28 PM Mar 29th via web
  9. I just gleeked in my pants. unratedperez.com/2012-03-11-gle… 3:52 PM Mar 11th via web
  10. John Carter is in theaters, thats not a suggestion its a warning. 11:20 PM Mar 9th via web
  11. whenever i see a cat in public i yell "that shit stray" 12:04 AM Mar 1st via web
  12. little known fact, the ashes that were poured on Ryan Seacrest were actually those of Brian Dunkleman. 1:31 AM Feb 29th via web
  13. Whitney is 12 days sober if you dont count formaldehyde. #fuckindrugs 7:05 PM Feb 23rd via web
  14. "It's easier to ask for forgiveness than it is to get permission" - Rapist 10:52 PM Feb 22nd via web
  15. VD is the most tragic shortening for Valentines Day. Dont use it. #venereal disease 6:15 PM Feb 14th via Mobile Web
  16. Your loved one will probably die before you. Happy vday!! 11:33 AM Feb 14th via Mobile Web
  17. These 3D glasses are making star wars so dark i cant see the one black guy. 2:04 PM Feb 13th via Mobile Web
  18. @SLaynon17 awww xoxoxo 1:06 PM Feb 13th via Mobile Web in reply to SyikoLaynon