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  1. happy turkey day my bitches. Remember to soak that bird in gravy before you make sweet oral love to it.
  2. PeopleOfWalMart.com is the best porn site I have ever visited. http://media.peopleofwalmar...
  3. Just voted shitmydadsays for Funniest Person to Follow http://mashable.com/owa #openwebawards
  4. http://twitpic.com/pj9ly - And Im gonna rock it all. night. long.
  5. http://twitpic.com/p74c2 - The only way this image could get more racist is by adding some grape drink.
  6. http://bit.ly/2iWvrR I am now addicted to touching my waa waa wee wah after watching this video. 24/7 sexy time very nice!
  7. My goat and I just finished "dancing" to this. Sexy time! http://bit.ly/36fvjm
  8. 'My Sisters Keeper' made me cry more than Kanye at an awards show.
  9. My goat is dressed as a catholic school boy, I am dressed as a priest..the petting feels so right. Trick R Treat boys and sluts!
  10. http://bit.ly/3x9dko The only thing more '1996' than Melissa Joan Hart is 2pac's casket.
  11. http://bit.ly/37QOlZ If this looks funky, your monitor can’t handle this much cool.
  12. Look at the lil monkey. http://imgur.com/eDHOJ.jpg
  13. http://bit.ly/10TFQM
  14. http://bit.ly/4NLBK My goat doesn't want me to have a twitter account. Should I cancel my twitter to keep getting my sweet goat "milk"?
  15. the man that got me laid by an actual woman for the first time is now on twitter. @Broslife
  16. http://imgur.com/t8ivh.jpg
  17. hey @DevonESawa i found your boyfriend. http://bit.ly/1J9CF1
  18. mileys new video made me party in my pants.
  19. Chicago loses Olympic bid. Finally something oprah can't do.
  20. If chicago gets the olympics then 2 new events will be introduced, hip hop dancing and speed car jacking. Sponsored by ACORN.