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  1. http://bit.ly/2iWvrR I am now addicted to touching my waa waa wee wah after watching this video. 24/7 sexy time very nice!
  2. My goat and I just finished "dancing" to this. Sexy time! http://bit.ly/36fvjm
  3. 'My Sisters Keeper' made me cry more than Kanye at an awards show.
  4. My goat is dressed as a catholic school boy, I am dressed as a priest..the petting feels so right. Trick R Treat boys and sluts!
  5. http://bit.ly/3x9dko The only thing more '1996' than Melissa Joan Hart is 2pac's casket.
  6. http://bit.ly/37QOlZ If this looks funky, your monitor can’t handle this much cool.
  7. Look at the lil monkey. http://imgur.com/eDHOJ.jpg
  8. http://bit.ly/10TFQM
  9. http://bit.ly/4NLBK My goat doesn't want me to have a twitter account. Should I cancel my twitter to keep getting my sweet goat "milk"?
  10. the man that got me laid by an actual woman for the first time is now on twitter. @Broslife
  11. http://imgur.com/t8ivh.jpg
  12. hey @DevonESawa i found your boyfriend. http://bit.ly/1J9CF1
  13. mileys new video made me party in my pants.
  14. Chicago loses Olympic bid. Finally something oprah can't do.
  15. If chicago gets the olympics then 2 new events will be introduced, hip hop dancing and speed car jacking. Sponsored by ACORN.
  16. http://imgur.com/SCYa4 Am I crazy or does this man look like a human version of Garfield?
  17. I would like to round up all you grammar nazi's and make you watch BET after dark. annoying rhatards. raytards...retards? help spelling plz!
  18. #dailyquestion is What was the last book I read? = Sodomizing Gypsies for Dummies
  19. 'Michael Jackson - The Stripped Mixes' inspired by all the little boys who made michael hit the high notes. get it now from sony records.
  20. I am happy to report that the woman from the previous link lost her front and backdoor cherries. My goat had a great time.