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borat

  1. Time flies when you're dry humping
  2. yo mama so fat even her skinny jeans got diabetes.
  3. Ive had it with all these mothafuckin avengers on this motherfuckin flying aircraft carrier!
  4. They tried making a notorious BIG hologram but it kept running out of breath.
  5. "only alcohol can make a sunrise look shitty" - me.. best quote of all time.
  6. "Game of Thrones" sounds like a rich mans version of Musical Chairs...think about it.
  7. Take the last song you played and add "in my ass"..post your results. Example "Glad you came in my ass" by the wanted. GO!
  8. its official, you should all follow @RonBurgundy
  9. I just gleeked in my pants. unratedperez.com/2012-03-11-gle…
  10. John Carter is in theaters, thats not a suggestion its a warning.
  11. whenever i see a cat in public i yell "that shit stray"
  12. little known fact, the ashes that were poured on Ryan Seacrest were actually those of Brian Dunkleman.
  13. Whitney is 12 days sober if you dont count formaldehyde. #fuckindrugs
  14. "It's easier to ask for forgiveness than it is to get permission" - Rapist
  15. VD is the most tragic shortening for Valentines Day. Dont use it. #venereal disease
  16. Your loved one will probably die before you. Happy vday!!
  17. These 3D glasses are making star wars so dark i cant see the one black guy.
  18. @SLaynon17 awww xoxoxo