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  10. Hey Hyundi Last time I raced a cheetah with my metro I still won. #stupidsuperbowlad 4:07 PM Feb 5th via Twitter for iPhone
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  15. So I drank a bunch of bourbon last night . . . And I still feel like crap. 1:57 PM Dec 11th, 2011 via Twitter for iPhone
  16. Wtf Wheel of Fortune?!? The same episode 2 nights in a row?!? Same on you Pat . . . my crotch 4:05 PM Dec 6th, 2011 via Twitter for iPhone
  17. @allaboutbeer my fav this season is Sam Adams Chocolate Bock 5:36 AM Dec 5th, 2011 via Twitter for iPhone in reply to allaboutbeer
  18. Bourbon + lasagna = painful combination 4:23 AM Dec 2nd, 2011 via Twitter for iPhone
  • Name Booze Monster
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  • Web http://boozemonst...
  • Bio A Drinker that loves to eat and drink. I freakin' rock out with my cock out.
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