boozecoma
Things at the corner of 39th /9th: Vodka bottle(empty), 3 condoms(opened), 1 woman's shoe and a tooth. Looks like a lucky spot-I''m staying.
| Couldn't sleep last night... Worried about Ed McMahon. |
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| As Phelps won his 8th gold the entire bar stood and applauded. Distracting the bartender enough so I could bounce on my tab. USA! USA! |
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| What do you get when you finish 1st in 26 mile marathon race? An extra lap... fuck off! Pony up for a taxi. |
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| Michael Phelps has come back more times than a bad burrito. Wow... |
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| My bookie wont take action on the Little League World Series games. Cram it - I am taking my money offshore. BTW I like Hawaii and the over. |
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| If you a woman and you have a car-you are hot. Please come pick me up and wear a skirt... |
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| Doing a stand up comedy show for union members in NJ tonight. I will be done by 10:30 but I will have them clock me out at midnight. |
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| People are very polite and orderly at the airport before passing through the security checkpoints. http://tinyurl.com/6zzyz9 |
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| The only thing that keeps me from bashing in the skull of my boss with a blunt object is my co-workers stopping me from finishing the job. |
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| Cable company DVR just arrived. R.I.P. to my Tivo of 5 years... |
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| Verdict? Not guilty! And the judge liked my out enough to call me "Commodore". "I am not a number! I am a free man!" |
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| If you have a full set of teeth in this courtroom you are overdressed. |
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| I have enough hard evidence in my favor I am going to court today in a shorts and a tuxedo jacket (flask in the breast pocket, of course). |
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| Having a falafel in a place that is showing the Turkish Fox channel. It's like watching a really long Human League video. |
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| When you do a cover song you have to treat it like you are sleeping with someone else's wife. http://tinyurl.com/6kbpza |
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| Blood trail, outside of where I live, leads down the sidewalk to the bus stop then ends. Victim seems to have no health insurance. |
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| Sober will not work. I embrace booze again as my muse so I can create and cavort. Cool blog posts await as do ambushes and unreturned calls. |
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| Cop that bum rushed bike rider in NYC was fired today after 3 weeks on the force. Good luck working mall security dickhead! |
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| Oh Twitter bores, tell me if it's raining, or if you are going to the park. Your empty lives keep me on the edge. |
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