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  1. A hug from a random stranger is all it takes to renew your faith in excessive drinking. 10:23 PM Nov 13th from mobile web
  2. The only thing creepier than having a little kid stand next you at a urinal? Having his dad stand behind you. 3:29 PM Nov 7th from mobile web
  3. Employers are so eager to start shoveling bullshit on you; they can’t wait until you actually begin working to do it. http://tiny.cc/qrQRW 9:50 PM Oct 29th from web
  4. Here is some irony- Pedro Martinez wearing a Phillies cap sporting the "2009 World Series" logo on it and a 1985 Jheri-curl under it. 5:44 PM Oct 29th from web
  5. The recession is over! It's now OK to spend money! Use it to buy plywood to board up your failed business. http://tiny.cc/cY6iS 12:09 PM Oct 29th from web
  6. Nothing says "piss on me" like a busted urinal covered in a garbage bag. 9:21 PM Oct 23rd from mobile web
  7. Lipton berry flavored sparkling green tea may be the closest any product has come to simulating the taste of swimming pool urine. 11:16 AM Oct 7th from mobile web
  8. Buying shoes at DSW & the place is packed with cougars. You can find me with the rest of the guys pretending to look at the size 12's. 10:21 AM Oct 5th from mobile web
  9. Hijacking the internet airwaves tonight at 8 PM (NYC Time) on Ear.FM! Alternative rock and smart ass comments. http://ear.fm/index2.htm 11:36 AM Oct 3rd from web
  10. I just hijacked a school bus with a bag a peanuts and saved $24 that taking a cab would have cost me. 12:14 PM Sep 28th from web
  11. Attention Kentucky: If you don't want to be thought of as backward hillbilies, stop killing people for counting: http://bit.ly/vq2wH 9:49 AM Sep 24th from web
  12. Mackenzie Phillips announced on Oprah that she had sex with her dad. I bet everyone in the audience thought they were getting cars.. 8:49 PM Sep 23rd from mobile web
  13. Sending text messages while speeding in a school zone! Cram it flatfoot! 5:46 AM Sep 23rd from mobile web
  14. New music video games you might have missed: http://bit.ly/4buyXb 4:03 AM Sep 21st from web
  15. I need a spell checker for the website security code words. 6:54 AM Sep 18th from web
  16. Jim Carroll was the Willy Wonka of heroin: http://bit.ly/1TmHgS 10:27 PM Sep 14th from web
  17. If all you knew about Jim Carroll was "People Who Died" then you should have been name-checked in the song. http://bit.ly/y0eeh 1:11 PM Sep 14th from web
  18. Even people that talk out of their ass need to brush twice a day... http://www.buttpaste.com/BL... 1:33 PM Aug 27th from web
  19. I have to move to a new apartment. I don't want to-but I am almost out of checks. 3:37 AM Aug 18th from web
  20. Don't Blink-we are starting to lose them one by one. R.I.P. Willie "Mink DeVille. http://bit.ly/QtDXG 4:24 AM Aug 11th from web