boozeandbooks
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Is it a structural requirement that clinic waiting rooms be horrifically depressing? Came in for a prescription, left with suicidal thoughts
6:37 AM Sep 11th, 2009
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Today's theme: zombierific. I can't drink enough coffee to wake myself up. Hot diggity.
8:39 AM Sep 10th, 2009
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Back from a weekend-long canoe trip and completely exhausted. Sorry in advance to the esthetician that does my pedicure tonight. Muddy feet.
9:27 AM Sep 8th, 2009
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I'm really sick of status updates involving your child's bowel movements. You're the one that had the kid, don't make us deal with its shit.
10:10 AM Sep 4th, 2009
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RT @ Super cool: A very likable candid camera of able-bodied people being douchenozzles to a disabled woman.
9:54 AM Sep 3rd, 2009
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What's the policy on drug smoking at work again? It's cool, right? Or do I have to go to the lunch room to do that?
1:09 PM Sep 2nd, 2009
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I am so tired of stressing about money that I've decided to just ignore it all together. Ignorance is bliss, right?
11:47 AM Sep 2nd, 2009
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@ You know it! Maybe even finger painting!
1:41 PM Sep 1st, 2009
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I want to take an arts and crafts class. And become a professional arts-n-crafts-er. I guess that would be a professional four year old?
11:48 AM Sep 1st, 2009
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@ You're now a part of the 21st century! Congratulations.
10:02 AM Aug 31st, 2009
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I won $30 at Gimli's legion bingo on Saturday night. Take that, old people!
10:01 AM Aug 31st, 2009
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I'm afraid that I'm becoming one of "those people" that posts stupid shit their friends do on youtube and thinks it's hilarious. Yeesh.
9:11 AM Aug 27th, 2009
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The last window is being replaced at our house today. Hello sawdust, we meet again.
9:44 AM Aug 26th, 2009
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Schmutzie is 6 and for her birthday I want her to give me an iPod. Don't you?
2:34 PM Aug 25th, 2009
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Fucken hell. I want a do-over for today. Can I just go back to bed and start over?
9:02 AM Aug 19th, 2009
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Why are squeegee guys working in the rain?! Nature is doing your job for you! Who's gonna pay you to move water around on their windshield?
6:58 AM Aug 13th, 2009
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Post-housewarming glow: I love my friends. And my floor is sticky.
10:35 AM Aug 10th, 2009
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Countdown to the housewarming: shop for food, clean the bathroom, prep the apps, hide the dildos.
2:03 PM Aug 7th, 2009
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The one time I take after my father and get to the airport too early, and my goddamn flight is delayed because of Winnipeg's demonic weather
7:57 AM Aug 2nd, 2009
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Idea for a story: guy picks his nose, then eats it.
10:17 PM Aug 1st, 2009
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