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  1. RT @dirty_snowflake: Currently Austin = Naboo. RT @swadeshine: Your city's weather in the form of Star Wars locations: http://bit.ly/58E ... 10:56 AM Dec 21st from web
  2. Things I would rather do than go to the mall the Sunday before Christmas: prolapse my rectum with a rusty hook or gnaw off my own testicles 2:17 PM Dec 20th from web
  3. @ladawn I LOVE that movie!!! Can I still be straight? 7:12 PM Dec 19th from web in reply to ladawn
  4. Kids are sicker than advertised today. 9:11 AM Dec 17th from web
  5. @SparklyShiny If not, she's going on Craigslist. 8:01 PM Dec 16th from web in reply to SparklyShiny
  6. Anybody interested in a slightly used baby? 7:24 PM Dec 16th from web
  7. @avgjanecrafter I'm offended 8:37 AM Dec 4th from web in reply to avgjanecrafter
  8. RT @rkref: Yes, GOP, if obscure Brit prof from obscure UK college wrote an email, that's totally cause for U.S. EPA to repeal all climat ... 2:22 PM Dec 2nd from web
  9. @marlaerwin "Hey, careful, man, there's a beverage here!" 1:34 PM Dec 2nd from web in reply to marlaerwin
  10. I sure wish I was at home right now pulling all my toenails out with a pair of pliers. 4:51 PM Dec 1st from web
  11. I'm at a staff meeting. Why did I choose a job where I'm bored to tears by 90% of my colleagues? 4:31 PM Dec 1st from web
  12. You want to know how well this day is going? Just got a call from a mom asking me not to talk to Child Protective Services when they call. 11:07 AM Nov 30th from web
  13. @dirty_snowflake Do you think Lou Dobbs would support me building a wall around Austin to keep the Texans out? 3:58 PM Nov 29th from web in reply to dirty_snowflake
  14. http://twitpic.com/rinav - Saw this in the physician's parking lot. Sometimes I wish Austin wasn't part of Texas. 3:45 PM Nov 29th from TwitPic
  15. @MissRFTC Can't Buy Me Love 8:08 PM Nov 27th from web in reply to MissRFTC
  16. @Karoli I would pay good money to see that. That turd needs a verbal pimp slap. 2:08 PM Nov 27th from web in reply to Karoli
  17. @ruby Vodka and soda. Use a good vodka and a lime too. 2:50 PM Nov 24th from web in reply to ruby
  18. RT @BrilliantOrange: I miss the Cold War. It was like Republican pre-school. It kept them busy. 12:07 PM Nov 24th from web
  19. @avgjanecrafter I think Central Market has them. Pretty sure Bill Miller's does them too. 9:00 AM Nov 21st from web in reply to avgjanecrafter
  20. @anamariecox I vote for this one: http://14347.moorl.com/ 7:13 AM Nov 21st from web in reply to anamariecox
  • Name bookeriv
  • Location Austin, TX
  • Bio Pediatrician. Liberal. New father. Owned by 2 pugs.
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