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  1. Thanks for the advice that I wear a jacket today so I don't get sick, Guy Who Chain Smokes in the Lobby of the Building.
  2. @schustafa I'm sorry, the correct answer was one-third bottle of rye whiskey. Better luck next time.
  3. I think I'll miss *you* most of all, big pile of mail from the Bloomberg campaign.
  4. Nelson Mandela named his new memoir after a Bill Evans record? Hope the president's book opens with "Round Midnight." http://bit.ly/fA2io
  5. October 17: spotted first Christmas lights of the year. 23th Ave, Astoria, Queens.
  6. United States District Court Judge Clay Land is totally awesome: http://bit.ly/AxCfy
  7. @viscousplatypus That robot totally wants buses to stop smoking.
  8. I think I might actually prefer the ambient smell of the subway to the cologne somebody just spray in this car.
  9. You're smart enough to get into NYU--why are you too dumb not to stand in the middle of the sidewalk?
  10. One wonders what that homeless man was planning to do with that wet paint sign.
  11. Anybody want to talk about forum non conveniens? No? Take a break from civil procedure and go to bed? Fair enough.
  12. The new thing is French fries and tapenade. PASS IT ON.
  13. @viscousplatypus Anything like Zurich is Stained?
  14. Results of Netflix search: #1. Keep the River on Your Right: A Modern Cannibal Tale. #2. The Proposal (Bullock/Reynolds).
  15. Dear Michael Bloomberg: I get it. You have access to many direct mail resources. Please stop with the tree killing now.
  16. Today, we are apparently sponsored by gentlemen's fashion sense at large.
  17. Memo to Matthew Dowd: purple-blue shirt plus lime-green-polka-dot necktie may not be the most rhetorically efficacious combo.
  18. Fine, I concede: with respect to blue jeans, button fly is clearly superior to zipper. (APC 4-eva.)
  19. Dirty jeans and an untucked shirt. Throw on a sport coat and people will ask why you're "dressed up."
  20. "There is one form of action--the civil action." Federal Rule of Civil Procedure 2 and/or the tagline to the year's worst blockbuster movie.