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dakami
OH: what do they judge in a dog show? Oh! A ton of stuff. You should see the swimsuit competition. Its crazy what they have to wax.
09:21 PM August 08, 2008
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laughingsquid
rumor has it that lines are already starting to form for the SXSW 2009 parties
02:55 PM August 01, 2008
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SuperSanko
I piss excellence. And ironically, it stings. Like, A LOT.
01:01 PM August 01, 2008
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AinsleyofAttack
While crying I accidentally blew my nose in a tissue that had been used for far more enjoyable purposes this morning. Insult? Meet injury.
08:17 PM July 31, 2008
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hotdogsladies
On the upside, five years from now, you can just point at old photos and say, "I'm the one who _still_ had a fauxhawk."
07:44 PM July 31, 2008
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hotdogsladies
Using Twitter as a conversational tool is like using your phone to make paella. It might work, but it's not really suited to that purpose.
10:19 PM July 23, 2008
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hotdogsladies
In fairness, Burning Man makes sense if you're looking for a place to wear goggles while fingering someone you met at a drumming circle.
12:47 PM July 21, 2008
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hotdogsladies
I can't believe how time flies; it's already time to start making fun of Burning Man again.
12:43 PM July 21, 2008
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hotdogsladies
Email opt-out needs a login and a "reason?" No problem. Unrelated: Call me if you need the key to your trunk; I left some dog shit in there.
04:07 PM July 17, 2008
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seanbonner
The site = Twitter / The action = Tweeted / A single post, present tense = Tweet / A single post, past tense = Twat / Learn it, love it.
04:52 PM July 16, 2008
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hotdogsladies
"Top 100 Web Celebrity?" Really? Wow. Lucky me. What, did a blimp full of "lifecasters" in ironic hats explode over New Jersey?
04:37 PM July 16, 2008
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hotdogsladies
If you're really worried about your "branding," try to stop thinking about life as a press release and just focus on _making something_.
03:13 PM July 16, 2008
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Mickipedia
met a VC tonight. first thing he said to me: "Are you a suicide girl?" nice one, dude.
12:20 AM July 15, 2008
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rstevens
There are two kinds of people in the world, Batman and people I pity.
11:37 PM July 14, 2008
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xenijardin
Wishing there was a maudlin, floral, Hallmark card that read THANK YOU FOR NOT DOUCHING OUT. I need to send a few of these this week.
03:38 PM July 14, 2008
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kitchen
@boogah is bragging about his twitter number in the line. It's officially a nerdfest.
09:05 AM July 11, 2008
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bronwynlewis
AP article on the new iPhone launch: http://is.gd/R7O
07:39 AM July 11, 2008
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factoryjoe
BTW "failwhale" is now officially a verb. As in "George Bush failwhaled the economy." #fwh
07:58 PM July 03, 2008
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hotdogsladies
"Dress for the job you *want*" suggests a lot of ladies aspire to be unsuccessful sex workers.
11:55 AM June 30, 2008
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