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BoobsRadley

  1. @MaraWritesStuff the crime of my life is not being French and/or able to pull of a Peter Pan collar.
  2. @MaraWritesStuff (breathy mais oui)
  3. Sex life getting boring? Try a trail of rose petals that leads toward your bed but veers into walls and over some marbles, because ahahaha.
  4. Going to New York with nothing but a pocketful of dreams is foolish, unless "dreams" is the name of your wildly charismatic tapdancing rat.
  5. @edgarwright I write for them. They want you to be Mr. December.
  6. Kale chips are great if you love Ruffles, but hate all the fat and the fact that they don't taste like magazines made out of dead people.
  7. People get so freaked out about casual swearing, but it's like, how great is it that in fifty years, we'll ALL be the "cool" grandma?
  8. If you're a dolphin DJ, I bet making a record-scratching noise by rubbing your own belly is a big hit with crowds.
  9. Calling yourself China Wok III is a pretty snooty way to let people know that your first restaurant probably came over on the Mayflower.
  10. I bet heralding the apocalypse to kids is crazy annoying. No, I'M Famine, my horse has no name. Oh, you're going to be a vet? Uh-huh. Great.
  11. I have a lot of questions about ghosts. I wrote about them here, if you love reading about ghost questions. xojane.com/entertainment/…
  12. Cannot BELIEVE I missed another new moon, or that a blood-based ritual love spell would need to be so bizarrely specific.
  13. I bet if you were a Plains Indian and somebody overcooked your bison, you still thanked the Great Spirit, but in an extra bitchy voice.
  14. I long for a time before men cat-called at women from cars. Because how funny was that, I bet? "Nice legs!" Clip-clip, clip-clop, clip-clop.
  15. They may not be the "prettiest" part of the human body, but as far as "jaunty" goes, balls pretty much have the market cornered.
  16. Insomnia CDs are great if you imagine one whale like "I'm not sure I still love you" and the other all, "Then why did we JUST sign a lease?"
  17. I bet if you're in charge of coming up with colors for J. Crew, you name the ugliest chino shades after jerky, incredulous relatives.
  18. If you work in quality control at the C+C Music Factory, but you've had a late night, you probably miss a few things that make you go HNNNK.
  19. Blondes have more fun, except for that moment when brunettes get out of the shower and pretend they're that bad guy from "Kindergarten Cop."