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  1. Watched some of Friday 13th III in 3D on C4. Sample dialogue: "Did you hear screaming?" "It's probably just Debbie have an orgasm again."
  2. My housemate has mysteriously left a sealed pair of chopsticks in the fridge. Could it be some sort of threat?
  3. @Batsphinx I'll be up for it in around an hour, if that's not too late.
  4. @Quinns108 Oh god god.
  5. All couriers are evil. Even if they love their families and do charity work. Evil and rubbish at their jobs. They probably eat kittens too.
  6. When I go to hell, I know my eternal punishment will be waiting in the house for a courier, all day, every day. Wait. Am I dead already?
  7. @botherer Everyone already knows about the children, John.
  8. @kierongillen Yeah, but Planescape could never be as well written as FInal Fantasy XIIIIIII, could it?
  9. Anyone know of a dead nice IRC client for WIndows? Mirc's horrid and ICEchat looks like Windows 95.
  10. Last time there, I broke a waiter. He swayed back and forth babbling "no meat, no fish, no meat, no fish" like Cthulhu had eaten his brain.
  11. Having vegetarian terror about upcoming press trip to Germany, The Land Of Meat And Meat Alone. Maybe I can smuggle over some Pot Noodles?
  12. @adamoxford Do well, sir.
  13. (Also, thank y'all very much for your nice words about my Call of Duty thing.)
  14. Everyone's doing heyokay.com today, so so shall I. http://bit.ly/PJpTG
  15. To Brighton! Planned to play Armored Princess on train, but DRM forbids me putting it on my laptop. DRM's even worse on review code, kids.
  16. Have I done the right thing with my Modern Warfare 2 Wot I Think, I wonder? There are only so many times I can reread it before I post...
  17. @GriddleOctopus Yes, I wasn't finding my party much fun until I recruited Shale. He's the best of them.
  18. Hmm. Is anyone reading this a pro developer who's worked with the Unreal 3 engine?
  19. @GriddleOctopus I agree. Big step up from Mass Effect's pervasive coldness/blandness, though.
  20. @MarshDavies Yeah, but you also hate Dragon Age. HOW CAN WE TRUST ANYTHING YOU SAY?