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  1. i don't have to explain myself to a stupid tortoise
  2. RT @Reuters Cambridge scientists find mirrors are evil, WHO recommends removing all household and rearview mirrors
  3. i just want to do a backflip forever
  4. how would you utilize violence to: solve a crossword puzzle, build a model airplane, make a swan ice sculpture, enjoy your day off
  5. sometimes i get in my car and follow a random bus to see if adheres strictly to its route. so far no deviations ........ yet
  6. i am having a party to honor the memory of john lenon. more info at lenonparty.org
  7. also if anyone can write Learn You a Calculus 2 by like .. tomorrow that would be awesome
  8. rly busy with exams, so please don't be mad that there aren't any new LYAH updates or if im not replying to emails! should be over soon
  9. Mushroom supremacy
  10. I just drank some decaf and now im driving a tractor while listening to "the final countdown". The 21st century rules
  11. hawaii high five
  12. what's the most oblong thing in your life
  13. looking for a good ass rash doctor in the vicinity of Santa Monica, CA
  14. dodo horror house of wax
  15. instead of taking a shower i just read the wikipedia entry on Shower
  16. learn to cheese or get doofed
  17. im literally sitting on my balcony and stealing wifi on my cell. current mood: precarious
  18. my internet died, typing dis from cellphone. tell vanadium im sorrey for nor finishing our convo. ehhh
  19. amazon.com is all out of karate ....
  20. i need someone to talk to about baby poop