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Neue! Neue! Neue! Jetzt auf, mein twitter account ist im Deutsch!!! Wow, das ist supergeil!!about 8 hours agofrom web
i didnt know the pages in books were printed on BOTH sides ... man ..5:38 PM Dec 5thfrom web
shoot me a lotto wild goose chase and make it a big one12:43 PM Dec 4thfrom web
what if snails had arms and legs and everything .. wow ... just oww12:35 PM Dec 4thfrom web
Does Talking About My Likelihood Of Catching A Cold Or Getting The Flu Increase My Likelyhood Of Catching A Cold Or Getting The Flu?5:23 AM Dec 4thfrom web
you should spread out when: solving a mystery with a talking dog, being bombarded with siege weapons, being a small chain of bakeries6:57 PM Dec 3rdfrom web
if you smoke weed too much then your head shrinks until its like the size of a kiwi1:26 PM Nov 30thfrom web
i wish i had liquid walls so that it wouldnt hurt when i bump intothem8:00 AM Nov 30thfrom web
good metal band: Metallica ... idk if y'all ever herd of it.8:00 AM Nov 30thfrom web
hmm .. surf lyre ... carts for hire ... scabs in shire ........ hobbits working in spite of strikes deserve to be killed by sauron11:02 AM Nov 27thfrom web
beautiful horses ............. your waye too bautiful8:12 AM Nov 26thfrom web
im tweeting from inside a bear!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!11:35 AM Nov 25thfrom web
