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bonsquirkle

  1. Thank god for homemade booze or I'd be broke
  2. This is one of those days I would love for some asshole to walk slowly in front of my truck.
  3. If I bend over and put a smile on my face, do I win a prize? Or just a sore ass.
  4. @JuanFuctastico I started with eight books. Bookmarking and referencing to start. Have 13 more books on order I've gone mad I tell you
  5. My brain broke. Fuck me for spending the whole evening, trying to learn something. Burning these books after 50 more chapters.
  6. Starting your own business in todays economy is scary. At least if it goes tits up I'll know how to deal with it.
  7. It's easier to get up when you don't have to. Try telling me it's my birthday, or you're naked.
  8. Early up tweeps. Gonna stare at the backs of my eyelids and dream of banging Bradley Cooper.
  9. Three snoring dogs. My life is complete.
  10. @SnatchGargoyle thanks doll. Gotta give it back for being o so handsome. Muah!
  11. I'm going to follow through on the school thing. Need to brush up on my texting and gossip skills so I can runover teens in the parking lot.
  12. Call me anything you want, just never call me sober.
  13. My fingernail polish looks like corky fish bait. Not swimming off the coast of Florida anytime soon. twitter.com/bonsquirkle/st…
  14. Trying to overdose on Marijuana.
  15. I've seen a lot of shit, but that ten pound dick topped my oh shit charts. The cant walk straight richter scale.
  16. That cock just beat up gibraltar.
  17. @handofist haha oh no! Keep that thing away from me. I'm lactose intolerant.
  18. There's never enough cock to make lemonade with.