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  1. Heartwarming Christmas video: http://bit.ly/4s7uWW 10:19 AM Nov 14th from web
  2. New portmanteau word of the day "ARDORMATIC" def: Becoming instantly aroused. Usage: "Seeing Angelina Jolie caused an ardormatic response." 9:32 AM Nov 12th from web
  3. I can talk about anything with your dog. That's right- YOUR dog. 8:18 PM Nov 10th from txt
  4. "Virgin Bloodbath": when I must throw out the fruits and vegetables that have gone bad in the refrigerator. It's my new term. 7:53 PM Nov 10th from web
  5. Reminder to myself: Ran 5.6 miles Fri, 4.8 miles Sat, 4.8 Sun, 5.2 Mon, 5.2 today. I need to keep better track. 1:28 PM Nov 10th from web
  6. Popeye the sailor solves our current financial crisis: http://tinyurl.com/yz2t52r 7:51 AM Nov 10th from web
  7. I really wish the souls of my victims would stop haunting me! 6:04 AM Nov 10th from txt
  8. RT @wiredscience: Replacement rabbit penises grown in the lab. And they work! Next up... humans? http://bit.ly/3tuJHQ 6:17 PM Nov 9th from web
  9. Superman without underwear: http://bit.ly/2VJTvD 12:14 PM Nov 9th from web
  10. New England Patriots to get $9 million of federal stimulus money for parking lots? http://tinyurl.com/y9zc624 9:01 PM Nov 8th from web
  11. #worldsthinnestbooks: "Interesting Trending Topics on Twitter: The Complete List." 8:32 PM Nov 8th from web
  12. My new portmanteau word for the day: dichotomy + comment = dichommenty. It's when you comment on something through the use of irony, sorta. 8:29 PM Nov 8th from web
  13. Sex Rehab with Dr. Drew by William S. Burroughs: http://tinyurl.com/ycz6g3s 11:22 AM Nov 8th from web
  14. Octomom and "Jon & Kate" father seeks justice and custody: http://bit.ly/2OEKOz 1:27 PM Nov 7th from web
  15. Now, that Nicolas Cage is a guy who knows how to spend his money: http://tinyurl.com/yl7e57t 4:35 PM Nov 4th from web
  16. The door to my room just moaned lustily. It was disconcerting. 4:24 PM Nov 4th from web
  17. Is it too early to start hating "the holidays"? http://bit.ly/1Gi7Rt 9:08 AM Nov 3rd from web
  18. Still enjoying my Halloween candy. 8:21 PM Nov 1st from web
  19. After taxpayer bailout, Yankees still can't win: http://bit.ly/1ptziD 1:12 PM Oct 29th from web
  20. For Halloween! Masturbation and bestiality in Edgar Allan Poe's "The Raven": http://tinyurl.com/yks47fp 9:34 AM Oct 28th from web