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  1. Clearly an overt & atavistic simplification, but would any character in G.I. Joe ever consider working for the TSA?! "Feel-Up"? I think not. about 14 hours ago via Echofon
  2. @Ihnatko Holy shit! #fuckyeah about 15 hours ago via Echofon in reply to Ihnatko
  3. For the nano-demographic entertained by '80s BBC F1 turbo race engine engineering: Part 1: is.gd/P8Zvcx Part 2: is.gd/bnLvsS about 16 hours ago via Echofon
  4. s/man/many; about 16 hours ago via Echofon
  5. 'Ya know folks, there are man link shortening services. Also, you can 'host your own' for a pittance. about 16 hours ago via Echofon
  6. Morton's or The Tasting Room?! Hurm. Both. about 21 hours ago via Echofon
  7. JitL: Just in time Laundry about 22 hours ago via Echofon
  8. Monsoon again only more so 6:21 PM Jun 1st via Mobile Web
  9. tired 7:22 PM May 31st via Echofon
  10. The weather is just too damn nice to be stuck inside today. 9:46 AM May 31st via web
  11. You go Peggy! #madmen 8:10 PM May 30th via Echofon
  12. Error code: 0x800 "Unspecified Error" #partyhard 1:07 PM May 30th via web
  13. @faitherina Not to be pedantic, but as a woman you can't be a bastard. #beingpedantic 8:38 AM May 30th via Mobile Web in reply to faitherina
  14. Two hardware failures at the same time man. #officespace 8:37 AM May 30th via Mobile Web
  15. Made it inside just before the deluge. It's not rain. It's a monsoon. 4:47 PM May 29th via Mobile Web
  16. Twitter's mobile website now requires a confirmation for Favs, yet their desktop website doesn't. GOMS + mobile context analysis anyone?! 12:36 PM May 29th via web
  17. The bad about Memorial Day is the next week's work inevitably gets compressed into four days. #goodtimes 12:34 PM May 29th via web
  18. Jealous: twitter.com/grok_/status/2… 3:47 PM May 28th via Echofon
  19. Late to the party, but if you loved Primer, you'll like Chronicle. 3:07 PM May 28th via Echofon
  20. Draft Horse Journal #nuffsaid 12:21 PM May 28th via Echofon
  • Name Keith Williams
  • Location Fairfax, Virginia
  • Web http://keithwilli...
  • Bio WORK: Software, Science & Evolution. Does is work? Is it practical? Is it sustainable? Is it durable? PERSONAL: Coffee, Comics, Cuisine
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