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bonitaaapplebum

  1. @djmainevent I mean, I guess. lol.
  2. "You don't look it, but you're intelligent." Oh. Okay. Thanks, kid.
  3. At Twist, with relentless hiccups. I may die. But if I do? Ill die vogueing.
  4. Shit looks like those skin-burrowing scarabs from The Mummy. Not fucking with it.
  5. Creatures found on South Beach. instagr.am/p/LZrdf2iaqW/
  6. Oh, for the fucking love of non-existent white Jesus Christ.
  7. @KaityRozay <3
  8. Wet Willie's, in search of @LISTENtoSIN.
  9. I ann drunk.
  10. I hate vodka and everyone who loves it.
  11. Mojitos with @iheartyvette.
  12. I'm so hungry. I can't be bothered with this lack of light.
  13. Got bitches sitting in the dark, putting on their make-up.
  14. How did we blow a fuse in the hotel room?
  15. South Beach, I hate you. But I'm here.
  16. @RyshonJones sure thing.
  17. @iSeymourCake I'll put you on the list.
  18. I dig your style. RT @ReyRobles_: @bonitaaapplebum only play NOLA bounce music in the bounce house.
  19. I'm having a barbecue. And at that barbecue, there will be a bounce house. And in that bounce house will be bitches.
  20. @aoutrageous ayyye.