bonisteel
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In defense of Tiger Woods' wife, I think it's a rule that you have to play it as it lies.
about 2 hours ago
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Turns out Secret Santa is a well-known gift tradition and NOT the old guy at the mall who put me on his lap and said, "Don't tell your mom."
about 6 hours ago
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Lost track of how many times I've typed my Twitter search into the status update box. And, yes, my PhD thesis _is_ on "1930s clown porn."
about 9 hours ago
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When the commercialization of Christmas on TV gets me down, I like to recall the story of Jesus and his love for the little red-haired girl.
about 20 hours ago
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Sadly, Obama was unable to pardon the official White House Xmas tree today before crews went Saw 6 on the helpless, 13-year-old Douglas fir.
2:50 PM Nov 27th
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White house security takes heat over the Obama party crashers. To be fair, their keg and beer bongs had that "The Clintons are here!" vibe.
3:17 PM Nov 26th
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@ "Oh Canada ... check out our bitchin' parade... " That kind of procession is just a typical Canadian commute.
8:45 AM Nov 26th
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@ I think there's still a good chance Cheney will shoot it accidentally and restore the balance.
3:20 PM Nov 25th
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Obama today issued the famed Turkey Pardon. Scooter Libby, however, was executed, gutted and fed to hobos at a shelter outside the Beltway.
3:15 PM Nov 25th
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People would find my air quotes less annoying if I had fingers.
11:45 AM Nov 25th
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I think the U.S. Thanksgiving can help all of us connect with the past. Like remembering when all anyone did on Twitter was talk about food.
9:54 AM Nov 25th
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President Obama this week called on school children across the country to focus on science, math and getting their lunch money stolen.
7:16 AM Nov 25th
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I should stop complaining about FarmVille on Facebook. There are pretend starving children who would be grateful for these crops.
6:10 PM Nov 24th
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Email spam king Alan Ralsky has been sentenced to 51 months in jail where, presumably, other inmates will refer to him as "phish."
3:35 PM Nov 24th
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Lou Dobbs fires first campaign salvo: says visiting Indian prime ministers take jobs from Americans who could be leading foreign countries.
8:34 AM Nov 24th
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RT @ My bagel, despite having everything, is still unhappy.
6:46 PM Nov 23rd
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So, @ says our Canadian-made baby cribs are dangerous? We don't even export the model with the rotating beaver-trap mobile!
6:20 PM Nov 23rd
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Over 40 stars on a tweet with a typo. It's like gaining universal health care only to find out that your proctologist is Joe Lieberman.
5:40 PM Nov 23rd
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@ Looks like you can now do that standing on your head.
5:12 PM Nov 23rd
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in reply to bananza
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I heard you can see that Drywall of China from space.
3:33 PM Nov 23rd
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- Name Steven Bonisteel
- Location A Grassy Knoll, Canada
- Web http://favstar.fm...
- Bio Internet idiot savant (but without the 'savant' part). LEGAL DISCLAIMER: According to my wife's attorneys, my avatar shows *none* of my gray hairs.
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