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Jury members in the John Edwards trial were deadlocked today when only half of them were found to be bearing his children.
6:32 PM May 31st
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Of all the revolutions, the one that resulted in the best Twitter avatars was the Sexual.
5:03 AM May 29th
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[Disclaimer] Ask your doctor if you are rich enough to have a LOT of sex.
11:31 AM May 28th
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I could use some "me time" with someone more interesting.
11:56 AM May 27th
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Like President Obama, I have two Blackberrys, just in case RIM comes up with a useful app for one of them.
5:51 PM May 25th
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BREAKING: Prenup says Zuckerberg will keep his own Klout score.
8:43 PM May 19th
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@ {"Going to go out and see the Avengers ... "} Just a warning that they invented CGI since the last time you may have gone out.
8:26 PM May 19th
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in reply to timhaines
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@ {"..shall I slip into my black mini & pearls"} Well, thanks for the heads-up, because that's what I was going to wear.
8:18 PM May 19th
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in reply to autumnzephyr
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@ You probably say that about all your first followers.
8:12 PM May 19th
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in reply to autumnzephyr
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Can't believe the Chinese have been keeping Roy Orbison alive all these years.
7:47 PM May 19th
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If you're like me, when you think of the Greeks, you think of one thing: naked wrestling. Economic problems solved!
9:12 PM May 18th
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@ Sorry, the East Coast is pretty busy watching old MacNeil/Lehrer NewsHours on VHS.
8:45 PM May 18th
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in reply to capricecrane
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I’d be more confident of an Obama re-election if Joe Biden had survived.
12:44 PM May 17th
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@ How about a somewhat pasty Rosa Parks?
9:03 AM May 17th
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in reply to RexHuppke
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The U.S. Census Bureau reported today that whites now account for less than half of American births, but 96% of all toddlers with tiaras.
4:20 AM May 17th
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My wife, briefly: MT @ 5-MINUTE MYSTERY: Frothy tale from Therese Greenwood about a beer lover and his dry jury
7:07 AM May 16th
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@ Next stop: Cuba!
11:53 PM May 14th
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in reply to BusterBNYC
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I wonder if dolphins want to lie on the couch with humans.
11:30 PM May 14th
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On the other hand, Romney could bring the wedgie back as a first-strike option.
4:32 AM May 11th
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North Carolinians voted to protect traditional marriage, which they generally define as one man, one mistress, and one wife dying of cancer.
8:05 PM May 8th
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- Name Steven Bonisteel
- Location A Grassy Knoll, Canada
- Bio Internet idiot savant (but without the 'savant' part). LEGAL DISCLAIMER: My avatar shows *none* of my gray hairs.
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