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  1. I can tweet from my cellphone now. So once I've left, expect bitching.
  2. @JoshMalina I had a friend who when there was a lull in chat would just quietly say "Another policeman has been born".
  3. @AndyCarolan I don't want his sloppy seconds... Oh for gods sake I've been up 20 minutes and we're already going down this road...ARGHH!
  4. @lulazoid Perhaps to be thankful they don't live there?
  5. Bugger me slowly sideways it's cold.
  6. @AndyCarolan And I'm sitting here dreading venturing out into the cold dark.
  7. I think you're all insane for being up this early.
  8. Banana... That'll do me for food.
  9. @AndyCarolan Now I'm waking up actually I'm not feeling too awful.
  10. 7:02am... You get the idea... Time to venture outside my cocoon. See if I've become a pretty butterfly.
  11. 6:59am. Still bloody hateful.
  12. 6:50am. Hateful.
  13. Why do I bother? God knows... Night all. Seeya in about 5 hours assuming I can sleep which is looking bloody unlikely now....
  14. Debating eating now to save me having to eat when I get up. (Can't face food in the AM. Unholy.)
  15. @ach1000 None. You are free to return to bed.
  16. @manx_cat I'll be on my way home at that hour...
  17. @GrahamTownsend LOL! I did rather.
  18. I guarantee nobody in the history of the universe has ever said what I just said to @GrahamTownsend
  19. @GrahamTownsend I have a glowy vest I can wear while balancing the flaming dildo on my nose.
  20. @unwoman Mmm... Yeah...