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Give me a little zealous imprudence - The Right Reverend John Henry Hobart
9:39 AM Dec 9th
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I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.
3:30 AM Dec 9th
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@ You need to read Vladimir Nabokov's Lolita.
4:35 PM Nov 8th
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Listening to Sinatra's "I'm Gonna Live Until I Die," more wonderfully nonsensical redundancy.
4:34 PM Nov 8th
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Evan Esar once said, "All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy and Jill a rich widow".
3:06 PM Nov 8th
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Mr Bond to Mr Etherington in an act of absolute redundancy, "Once you've seen it, you can't miss it."
8:42 PM Nov 7th
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The mind is not a vessel to be filled but a fire to be kindled. (Plutarch)
2:48 PM Nov 1st
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I'm working on a brief commentary of Oedipus Rex, which should be horrifyingly interesting and also nothing new in the grand tradition.
8:10 AM Sep 24th
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And wit was his vain, frivolous pretense; Of pleasing others at his own expense.
4:10 AM Sep 23rd
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My, my, what a pathetic chap, sozzled beyond recognition and worried about nothing more than urinating on his Venetian loafers.
11:05 AM Sep 1st
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H: The cane? M: Gone. H: Really? M: Absolutely, Poof! And all that. H: Really? M: Yes, drink too much and your walking stick will evaporate.
7:03 PM Aug 31st
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I was behind the desk, crouching on the carpet and trying to breathe solely through the pores.
10:27 AM Aug 17th
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I may as well inform you that it is not twenty-four hours since she turned me down. Turned you down? Like a bedspread. In this very garden.
8:17 AM Aug 12th
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@ Is it really necessary to broadcast one's time on the privy in the tower?
7:46 AM Aug 12th
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And then there's the whole thing about the broadly applied principles of condiment application in the proximity of East London work houses.
7:20 AM Aug 12th
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Mr Etherington is the Grand Master of a clandestine secret society known only as The Most Peculiar Order of the Toucan.
6:04 PM Aug 9th
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It is finished. I have been lost.
10:27 AM Aug 7th
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I cannot believe that I have succumb! I have relinquished the fight and I have embarked of a thorough reading of Meyer's Twilight Saga.
2:18 PM Aug 1st
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There are many things I believe that I shall utter not, but nothing that I say do I not believe.
1:11 PM Aug 1st
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I openly admit deference to an ideal of beauty thoroughly unpopular and usually considered repugnant by the iota-worshiping iconoclasts.
9:59 AM Jul 26th
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- Name Mitch Bond
- Location Bradford, PA
- Web http://www.daily-...
- Bio I am a person of great confusion. Seriously, I can't describe myself in 160 characters.
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