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  1. Give me a little zealous imprudence - The Right Reverend John Henry Hobart
  2. I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.
  3. @AnnaArtSchool You need to read Vladimir Nabokov's Lolita.
  4. Listening to Sinatra's "I'm Gonna Live Until I Die," more wonderfully nonsensical redundancy.
  5. Evan Esar once said, "All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy and Jill a rich widow".
  6. Mr Bond to Mr Etherington in an act of absolute redundancy, "Once you've seen it, you can't miss it."
  7. The mind is not a vessel to be filled but a fire to be kindled. (Plutarch)
  8. I'm working on a brief commentary of Oedipus Rex, which should be horrifyingly interesting and also nothing new in the grand tradition.
  9. And wit was his vain, frivolous pretense; Of pleasing others at his own expense.
  10. My, my, what a pathetic chap, sozzled beyond recognition and worried about nothing more than urinating on his Venetian loafers.
  11. H: The cane? M: Gone. H: Really? M: Absolutely, Poof! And all that. H: Really? M: Yes, drink too much and your walking stick will evaporate.
  12. I was behind the desk, crouching on the carpet and trying to breathe solely through the pores.
  13. I may as well inform you that it is not twenty-four hours since she turned me down. Turned you down? Like a bedspread. In this very garden.
  14. @AnnaArtSchool Is it really necessary to broadcast one's time on the privy in the tower?
  15. And then there's the whole thing about the broadly applied principles of condiment application in the proximity of East London work houses.
  16. Mr Etherington is the Grand Master of a clandestine secret society known only as The Most Peculiar Order of the Toucan.
  17. It is finished. I have been lost.
  18. I cannot believe that I have succumb! I have relinquished the fight and I have embarked of a thorough reading of Meyer's Twilight Saga.
  19. There are many things I believe that I shall utter not, but nothing that I say do I not believe.
  20. I openly admit deference to an ideal of beauty thoroughly unpopular and usually considered repugnant by the iota-worshiping iconoclasts.