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bollocksblogs

  1. #sbseurovision Leveson Inquiry into Engelbert?
  2. #sbseurovision GREAT PARTY TIME #Bulgaria
  3. #sbseurovision You can tell from the first 5 seconds if a song's a winner. This isn't. #moldova
  4. #sbseurovision It's between Spain, FYR Macedonia and Ukraine. #fact
  5. #sbseurovision Ukraine got dubstep.
  6. #sbseurovision Ukraine got mojo.
  7. #sbseurovision As an incentive to improve, can the penalty for coming last mean that country is stripped of its status as a nation?
  8. #sbseurovision Serbia. This should be light-hearted.
  9. #sbseurovision someone take the pep pills off Ireland.
  10. #sbseurovision there's no age restriction on this competition? #Ireland
  11. #sbseurovision I don't know how I got to 1984 but I want to leave. #Ireland
  12. #sbseurovision Someone found husbands for The Cheeky Girls.
  13. #sbseurovision Bros are back?
  14. #sbseurovision FYR Macedonia FTW.
  15. #sbseurovision GO MACEDONIA! #singinyourlanguage
  16. #sbseurovision I want Australia in on this. Can we start a Commonwealthvision?
  17. #sbseurovision we'll distract you with parkour craziness in the hope you don't realise our song is shite. #Malta
  18. #sbseurovision Malta is like many nations whose bands pretend to play their instruments but are clearly doing nothing whatsoever.
  19. #sbseurovision Can we get #BBTW trending? (Bring Back Terry Wogan.)
  20. #sbseurovision Germans singing in English with German accents. Not much funnier. Oh wait, I forgot about the Swedes.