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bokeen

  1. This kid dropped her freezy pop on the floor of the bus, then picked it up and at it. Great parenting, yo. 24 minutes ago via txt
  2. I wonder if dude with four kids knows about pulling out. I may have to explain it to him. 27 minutes ago via txt
  3. Dude just got on the bus with four children. That seems worse than having flesh-eating bacteria. 28 minutes ago via txt
  4. bokeen's law: Moments after lighting a cigarette, a bus arrives. 34 minutes ago via txt
  5. My bus pass fits perfectly. instagr.am/p/LIn_1-y8mo/ 40 minutes ago via Instagram
  6. Yeah, I just drank bourbon at 10 AM on the sabbath. Thug life. 43 minutes ago via txt
  7. Quick drink before I leave the house? Why not. Holiday. Celebrate. instagr.am/p/LImTLny8lq/ about 1 hour ago via Instagram
  8. Memorial Day success kit. instagr.am/p/LIhG4Ty8jF/ about 2 hours ago via Instagram
  9. @HairMagicDannie I am. I try to not look annoyed when they're like, "Can you autograph my momma's titties?" *sigh* Life is hard. about 10 hours ago via web in reply to HairMagicDannie
  10. @HairMagicDannie I will DM you. We don't want our Twitter fans just showing up and asking for autographs and shit. about 10 hours ago via web in reply to HairMagicDannie
  11. @laurenbwolf Do you how what intersection she is near? about 10 hours ago via web in reply to laurenbwolf
  12. @HairMagicDannie Hey...#bokeenbrunchseries turned into a Monday dinner this week. You want in? about 10 hours ago via TweetDeck in reply to HairMagicDannie
  13. @shakeelvictor Fan of it all like everything around that. about 22 hours ago via Twitter for Android in reply to shakeelvictor
  14. Headed to the post office on a Saturday. The eBay hustle never stops. about 23 hours ago via txt
  15. Don't mind me. Just sending 800+ character text messages to @shakeelvictor about hip hop. about 23 hours ago via txt
  16. #np El-P - Cancer 4 Cure about 24 hours ago via txt
  17. T-Mobile: "Please remove the battery from your iPhone." Yeah, sure. I will get right on that. 8:40 AM May 26th via txt
  18. @CCkeys Greatest fear? Backscabs. 7:15 PM May 25th via Twitter for Android in reply to CCkeys
  19. The next time Dating On Demand films in Chicago, I'm totally going. Who's with me? @CCKeys? 7:12 PM May 25th via Twitter for Android
  20. While listening to @treatyofparis, one of my eBay auctions closed. So I sold a mic while listening to Mike. Meta, yo. 6:39 PM May 25th via txt
  • Name bokeen
  • Location Chicago
  • Web http://www.bokeen...
  • Bio Repping Bridgeport. Co-host of the @consumptionJCT podcast and occasional blogger. World-renowned hater. My content is funnier than yours.
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