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  1. Watching shit blow up, as American-ly. And drunkenly. And patriotically. Oh who am I kidding, I'm txting and don't give a shit.
  2. God that tweet was horribly phrased. Clearly the vermouth is the least of my problems. Cirrhosis, say.
  3. What vermouth does everyone use in their martinis? I've decided it's not my martini-making skills that suck, but rather my vermouth. Tips?
  4. Celebrating some historic event that took place around this day some odd years ago or whatever anyway I'm pantsless with beer!
  5. Ok. #followfriday. In no particular order: @paul_e_wog, @blondediva11, @EightBitsShort, @theduty, @swamibooba, @FriedWords, and @davio1962.
  6. I just hate when I'm being checked out by a cute guy and cigarette ash flies up my nose. God the first world sucks.
  7. Damn, my hairdresser-now-across-the-street-neighbor caught me doing my balcony dance party. This has enough humiliation without a punchline.
  8. @davio1962 Don't get it out on the train? Besides, isn't public exposure illegal?
  9. What's worse than lip-syncing and breaking out in dance on the sidewalk? ABSOLUTELY NOTHING.
  10. He was really hot until he pulled out his Zune.
  11. I thought I was over being a pansy, but then there was a BUG GET IT OFF GET IT OFF
  12. The Backstreet Boys are on in this cab. I'll tip extra for putting up with my dance party.
  13. Bought beer, ice cream, and cigarettes at the corner store. I see an opportunity for drunken regret in my future.
  14. Excusez-moi, but you are making my OCD break out in hives.
  15. I am such a horrible person. A horrible, horrible person. And possibly also an alcoholic.
  16. Can't stand on the curb because I fall into the gutter. #mondayasdrunkenly
  17. @justjd Is it worth it if I can't get the upgrade price until 2010?
  18. We moved into the new office today and I'm pretty sure I have the best view in the place. Monday, let's make out.
  19. Monday mornings would be a lot more punctual with a time machine.
  20. First morning in a long time my cheap ass used a new razor. It's a shame I'm not making MJ jokes, 'cause my face is downright pubescent.