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  1. That guy's mountain bike has a ganja sticker and a beer in the water bottle holder. I've never much liked biking, but I do now.
  2. I love the little bracelet the club gave out last night. Matches my dignity perfectly.
  3. Wow, I look smokin' from the, uh, shoes down?
  4. I was gonna clean the apartment this afternoon but I can't do up the zip on my sexy maid outfit or post bail.
  5. Woke up to find that I drank an entire fifth of Sapphire last night. My liver's gonna make a great 8th grade science exhibit.
  6. Great news everybody! I finally made a good martini at home. But I am gonna need you to cancel my social calendar until 2013.
  7. Took a shower to go to the liquor store but now I need a nap or a really long straw.
  8. @herGreekness second that. MAJORLY second that.
  9. The worst part about this Thanksgiving shit is finding a drinking partner other than myself.
  10. @adampolselli I wondered.. kept hearing "bit—" everywhere and was like, "is she trying to start a new thing?"
  11. Does this turtleneck make me look like a sexy penis?
  12. @Jabberwokky yes! you say when and i say cheers.
  13. @Jabberwokky what are you and biscuit doing over the break? i vote drinksies with me.
  14. @Jabberwokky we have got to get a drink soon.
  15. Practicing for my future role of Old Regular At Bar's End by being Young Regular Drunk As Fucking Hell.
  16. @mjcard dang girl. suggestion: don't bother with tonic tonight.
  17. @adampolselli Where would then pin it? I'm really not comfortable with a Prince Albert.
  18. @adampolselli Think I'll get arrested for going nude? Even if I'm wearing one of her wigs?
  19. So I've been filling out an online dating profile all night. I make an adorable little psychopath in my pink button-up. (Wink/Message/Fave)
  20. Do I want the 8" or 12" version of the new Gaga album? And who's footing the hospital bill this time?