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- Watching shit blow up, as American-ly. And drunkenly. And patriotically. Oh who am I kidding, I'm txting and don't give a shit.about 19 hours ago from Birdhouse
- God that tweet was horribly phrased. Clearly the vermouth is the least of my problems. Cirrhosis, say.about 21 hours ago from Twitterrific
- What vermouth does everyone use in their martinis? I've decided it's not my martini-making skills that suck, but rather my vermouth. Tips?about 21 hours ago from Twitterrific
- Celebrating some historic event that took place around this day some odd years ago or whatever anyway I'm pantsless with beer!2:43 PM Jul 3rd from Birdhouse
- Ok. #followfriday. In no particular order: @paul_e_wog, @blondediva11, @EightBitsShort, @theduty, @swamibooba, @FriedWords, and @davio1962.9:18 AM Jul 3rd from Twitterrific
- I just hate when I'm being checked out by a cute guy and cigarette ash flies up my nose. God the first world sucks.1:17 PM Jul 2nd from Birdfeed
- Damn, my hairdresser-now-across-the-street-neighbor caught me doing my balcony dance party. This has enough humiliation without a punchline.8:47 PM Jul 1st from Birdfeed
- @davio1962 Don't get it out on the train? Besides, isn't public exposure illegal?8:41 PM Jul 1st from Birdfeed in reply to davio1962
- What's worse than lip-syncing and breaking out in dance on the sidewalk? ABSOLUTELY NOTHING.8:30 PM Jul 1st from Birdhouse
- He was really hot until he pulled out his Zune.8:16 PM Jul 1st from Birdfeed
- I thought I was over being a pansy, but then there was a BUG GET IT OFF GET IT OFF2:50 PM Jul 1st from Twitterrific
- The Backstreet Boys are on in this cab. I'll tip extra for putting up with my dance party.10:06 AM Jul 1st from Birdhouse
- Bought beer, ice cream, and cigarettes at the corner store. I see an opportunity for drunken regret in my future.6:29 PM Jun 30th from Birdhouse
- Excusez-moi, but you are making my OCD break out in hives.2:52 PM Jun 30th from Twitterrific
- I am such a horrible person. A horrible, horrible person. And possibly also an alcoholic.8:22 AM Jun 30th from Twitterrific
- Can't stand on the curb because I fall into the gutter. #mondayasdrunkenly8:21 PM Jun 29th from Twitterrific
- @justjd Is it worth it if I can't get the upgrade price until 2010?3:20 PM Jun 29th from Twitterrific in reply to justjd
- We moved into the new office today and I'm pretty sure I have the best view in the place. Monday, let's make out.10:02 AM Jun 29th from Twitterrific
- Monday mornings would be a lot more punctual with a time machine.9:02 AM Jun 29th from Twitterrific
- First morning in a long time my cheap ass used a new razor. It's a shame I'm not making MJ jokes, 'cause my face is downright pubescent.8:06 AM Jun 29th from Twitterrific
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- Name Michael
- Location Bay Area
- Web http://bodyvisual...
- Bio The leftover glitter at the bottom of the bag
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