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  1. That guy's mountain bike has a ganja sticker and a beer in the water bottle holder. I've never much liked biking, but I do now. 11:44 AM Nov 28th from Birdhouse
  2. I love the little bracelet the club gave out last night. Matches my dignity perfectly. 11:19 AM Nov 28th from Birdhouse
  3. Wow, I look smokin' from the, uh, shoes down? 7:22 PM Nov 27th from Twitterrific
  4. I was gonna clean the apartment this afternoon but I can't do up the zip on my sexy maid outfit or post bail. 3:37 PM Nov 27th from Twitterrific
  5. Woke up to find that I drank an entire fifth of Sapphire last night. My liver's gonna make a great 8th grade science exhibit. 11:16 AM Nov 26th from Twitterrific
  6. Great news everybody! I finally made a good martini at home. But I am gonna need you to cancel my social calendar until 2013. 8:15 PM Nov 25th from Twitterrific
  7. Took a shower to go to the liquor store but now I need a nap or a really long straw. 5:40 PM Nov 25th from Twitterrific
  8. @herGreekness second that. MAJORLY second that. 5:26 PM Nov 25th from Twitterrific in reply to herGreekness
  9. The worst part about this Thanksgiving shit is finding a drinking partner other than myself. 9:21 PM Nov 24th from Twitterrific
  10. @adampolselli I wondered.. kept hearing "bit—" everywhere and was like, "is she trying to start a new thing?" 1:16 PM Nov 24th from Twitterrific in reply to adampolselli
  11. Does this turtleneck make me look like a sexy penis? 7:49 AM Nov 24th from Birdhouse
  12. @Jabberwokky yes! you say when and i say cheers. 11:13 PM Nov 23rd from Twitterrific in reply to Jabberwokky
  13. @Jabberwokky what are you and biscuit doing over the break? i vote drinksies with me. 8:14 PM Nov 23rd from Twitterrific in reply to Jabberwokky
  14. @Jabberwokky we have got to get a drink soon. 8:05 PM Nov 23rd from Twitterrific in reply to Jabberwokky
  15. Practicing for my future role of Old Regular At Bar's End by being Young Regular Drunk As Fucking Hell. 7:02 PM Nov 23rd from Birdhouse
  16. @mjcard dang girl. suggestion: don't bother with tonic tonight. 4:31 PM Nov 23rd from Twitterrific in reply to mjcard
  17. @adampolselli Where would then pin it? I'm really not comfortable with a Prince Albert. 11:03 PM Nov 22nd from Twitterrific in reply to adampolselli
  18. @adampolselli Think I'll get arrested for going nude? Even if I'm wearing one of her wigs? 10:53 PM Nov 22nd from Twitterrific in reply to adampolselli
  19. So I've been filling out an online dating profile all night. I make an adorable little psychopath in my pink button-up. (Wink/Message/Fave) 10:29 PM Nov 22nd from web
  20. Do I want the 8" or 12" version of the new Gaga album? And who's footing the hospital bill this time? 10:28 PM Nov 22nd from web