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@LisaJohnson Not only that, but Elaine loved it and said she would wine and dine me the next time I'm in L.A. about 14 hours ago via web in reply to LisaJohnson
Our family's salt vs.pepper usage. twitter.com/BodyForWife/st… about 15 hours ago via Camera on iOS
I wrote an article about my wife without permission. She hasn't read this yet. | My latest for Chatelaine.com: chatelaine.com/en/blog/post/3… about 19 hours ago via Tweet Button
Time again for the eternal question: Did I fuel just the right amount for the evening run, or did I get into pants-fudging territory? Burp. 4:53 PM May 31st via web
@YoniFreedhoff Did any of those pics I took turn out? 3:53 PM May 31st via web in reply to YoniFreedhoff
@that_angela Reptard says hi. 3:43 PM May 31st via web in reply to that_angela
Words said by me today to @that_angela : Welcome to my home. If you see something that disgusts you, please remember that I have children. 2:49 PM May 31st via web
wilw So last night Anne says, "If Olestra made a wine, it would be a Shartonnay." I laughed so hard, I pooped a little. 1:13 PM May 31st via Echofon Retweeted by BodyForWife and 420 others
@meganamram I had to unfollow you because I couldn't take that photo any longer. Even just the little one in the feed was too much. Sorry. 12:45 PM May 31st via web
@PharmacistScott Back when I was a pill popper for my low back woes (instead of a proactive core strengthener) Vioxx kicked ass! 7:23 PM May 30th via web in reply to PharmacistScott
@GuyFieri Tell me straight. You're that guy from Insane Clown Posse, right? 7:21 PM May 30th via web
My son hid this under my daughter's pillow. She is now a twitchy, traumatized mess. twitter.com/BodyForWife/st… 5:16 PM May 30th via Camera on iOS
@YoniFreedhoff @markyoungtrain I wouldn't call it a "wimpy" hike, but more of a "we have limited time & there is beer drinking to do" hike. 3:58 PM May 30th via web in reply to YoniFreedhoff
@DomsWildThings Bravo for your public and courageous stance against a guy who beats women. Crap like that should not be swept under rugs. 7:21 AM May 30th via web
@davidhalesmith She doesn't like Nickelback now. Just setting expectations. Oh, and that song kicked ass. I loved it. 6:51 AM May 30th via web in reply to davidhalesmith
@Jewel_Elizabeth Nerves of steel! People who cave don't get respect. Buyers will pay a premium for high quality. Know you are high quality. 6:18 AM May 30th via web
@Jewel_Elizabeth Especially in creative fields. The more you say you deserve more, the more work & respect you get. Fake it 'til you make it 7:50 PM May 29th via web in reply to Jewel_Elizabeth
Daughter: "I'm turning into a bit of a country music fan." Me: "As long as you don't start liking Nickelback, that's all I care about." 7:47 PM May 29th via web
jonlovett Actually, it's one's integrity. RT @realDonaldTrump: The greatest commodity to own is land. It is finite. God is not making any more of it. 6:38 PM May 29th via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by BodyForWife and 41 others
@that_angela Don't forget the ritalin. 7:27 PM May 29th via web in reply to that_angela

Name James Fell
Location Calgary, The Great White North
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Bio Syndicated fitness columnist for the Chicago Tribune / LA Times / Chatelaine & AskMen. Brutally honest fitness advice wrapped in a sugary coating of sarcasm.