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Weird that I can't find "Where are your stairs? That elevator is fucking terrifying" in any French phrasebooks. Miming proves insufficient.5:36 AM May 15thvia web
My drawers are full of contraband orangina and candy. Fingers crossed that no one in housekeeping follows me on twitter.11:24 AM May 14thvia web
Currently in a hotel that charges a 5 euro "uncorking fee" if you bring a can of soda from beyond the hotel to your room.11:15 AM May 14thvia web
robdelaneyPretty baller, politically, of Obama to literally force his opponent to say "I'm a bigot."9:30 AM May 10thvia webRetweeted by bodine and 1109 others