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  1. #starwarsbandnames ...And You Shall Know Us by the Trail of Droids 11:46 AM Nov 21st from web
  2. Because I knew the bass player, this plastic surgery'd girl offered me ecstasy. 10:39 PM Nov 13th from web
  3. To paraphrase Harlan Ellison, My Keyboard is Gross and I Cannot Clean. 1:50 PM Nov 11th from web
  4. I found a dollar on the ground today. 5:22 PM Nov 5th from web
  5. "I have never found anything more reliably sexy in a woman than a passion for 1) reading difficult novels and 2) me." -- Michael Chabon 7:46 PM Oct 15th from web
  6. I never @ anyone and it makes me sad. Not really. But kinda. 6:49 PM Oct 1st from web
  7. Newly shaved. When I say, "I can feel breezes on my chin!," it sounds like I'm making a bad oral sex joke. 10:50 AM Sep 18th from web
  8. #block@congjoewilson #block@congjoewilson #block@congjoewilson #block@congjoewilson #block@congjoewilson #block@congjoewilson 2:20 AM Sep 10th from web
  9. Funny story about the Marvel Comics/Disney merger that everyone's forgetting: IT'S GOING TO LEAD TO SHITTIER COMICS. 1:55 PM Aug 31st from web
  10. Not to be the guy talking about weather, but it went from 99 degrees to 74 in an hour post-rain. 7:27 PM Aug 27th from web
  11. Oh. No Austin, just San Antonio. If only they'd released a list in advance, I wouldn't have spent an hour hitting refresh like an asshole. 1:10 PM Aug 17th from web
  12. The Avatar tickets thingie is such a clusterfuck it makes Ticketmaster look positively advanced. http://rsvp.foxfilm.com/sig... 1:03 PM Aug 17th from web
  13. Yesterday I did a pretty fucking awesome, invisible dissolve. Even showed it to a good editor frame-by-frame and she couldn't tell. 3:04 PM Jul 16th from web
  14. I just said to someone on the phone, "There's no need to be rude about it." I'm all grows'd up! Tear. 10:46 AM Jul 13th from web
  15. Not made by Marjane Satrapi, but still. http://bit.ly/g5RaH 11:00 AM Jul 8th from web
  16. I think someone hacked the NY Times News Alert program. Genuinely from nyt@nytimes.com: "Extend Your Manhood." 10:49 PM Jul 3rd from web
  17. Show support for democracy in Iran add green overlay to your Twitter avatar with 1-click - http://helpiranelection.com/ 8:01 PM Jun 18th from Support #IranElection
  18. I should RT more Iranian missives, but wouldn't know where to begin. So this is very close to the least I could do. 12:29 PM Jun 17th from web
  19. Paramount summer movie series! http://tinyurl.com/dnx582 4:45 PM Apr 27th from web
  20. Just had the idea of changing my email to tomcruise@gmail.com. But it's taken. 11:25 PM Apr 25th from web