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BobWinckworth

  1. Oh no! Somali pirates! #jubilee
  2. If this is anything like the boat trip I took on the Trent, the Queen will be fucking hating it.
  3. And there is Prince Philip, as charming as always, "this barge looks like it has been put together by an Indian". Ahaha.
  4. Just don't know what to do with myself.
  5. @katobell A swift? How lovely.
  6. There is too much cheese. I can't fit the sandwich in my mouth.
  7. I have made a jubilee cheese sandwich. It is the same as my normal cheese sandwiches but with extra cheese.
  8. Received marks for first assessed work. Arse.
  9. Awake to hear the sub-tenant having another crisis. Late for work. Deary me. I shan't leave my bed today, I have study to do.
  10. Shame really that the rest of the Alien films are largely shit.
  11. Ian Holm is amazing as Ash.
  12. @leedeetee Barry Davies. But he's allowed that due to being ace.
  13. Couldn't stomach the twat who repeatedly shouted for 'Twat'. 'Beasley Boulevard' was ace.
  14. And home to find Alien is on. Back of the net!
  15. John Cooper Clarke as brilliant and amusing as expected. Jaw aching from smiling so much.
  16. Evidently Johnny Clarke twitter.com/BobWinckworth/…
  17. Just as Simon Day was going to sit down, I was going to shout "someone is sitting there mate". I'm glad on this occasion that I'm a coward.
  18. Ooo, John Cooper Clarke is on at Queen Elizabeth Hall in October too