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Bobwhitmire

  1. Two episodes into season 1 of Game of Thrones and already hooked. I know I'm late to the party.
  2. Kind of puts things in perspective. youtube.com/watch?v=2_wkv1…
  3. Why does that stupid naked m&m's commercial always make me laugh.
  4. I am apparently slightly vitamin Deficient. Sounds like a horrible pickup line.
  5. Happy Towel Day. Also, ESSADEE.
  6. It still amazes me how full grown adults can act like petty children. Leave the drama in high school people.
  7. I mean. Who DIDN'T get the famas memo?
  8. Who cleans their house until midnight? This crazy man!
  9. I'm creating fake children. So, if I get into work late due to alarm issues, I can say 'sitter was late'. And the boss won't be such a dick.
  10. Es ist der fünfte Mai bei mir zu Hause. twitter.com/Bobwhitmire/st…
  11. May the fourth be with you too. Use the fourth.
  12. If you glance at those campaign signs in stockton it kind of says "For a safer stockton…white". I know it doesn't but "white" is really big.
  13. Must be the name... : Dilbert Daily Strip: 2012-04-25: dilbert.com/strips/comic/2…
  14. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ , walk away.
  15. Our conductors insane….
  16. Today was born in the land of suck. To mr and mrs suck. Of 125 suckwood road. In suckville, AK. Home of the fighting suckers.
  17. Why is it "good" Friday? Wasn't so good for Jesus. Nobody mess with the Jesus. twitter.com/Bobwhitmire/st…
  18. They don't even hide the toy at the bottom of the bag anymore. They just set it on top. Lazy. twitter.com/Bobwhitmire/st…
  19. The more I do around my house the more I am realizing that whoever owned this place before me was not the smartest.
  20. I'm playing FAME! Join me: play-fame.com/fb1e2cce (@fame)