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  1. @lightscameraash damn it, i don't know any!
  2. "Urine Luck" by R Kelly #celebrityperfumes
  3. when life gives you lemons, you probably just found lemons...
  4. @bradyo2 i definitely will be.
  5. finished another song for my musical. buying small, silly instruments for my stand up shows. 2010, i'm gonna f#ck you up!
  6. Dear Chipotle: my burrito should look like a well-packed sleeping bag not an amoeba that just puked on itself.
  7. should i get a life or get a clue? or maybe a connect four.
  8. @SmoshIan eddie izzard is not obscure!!!
  9. @makemebad35 epic. pure boston.
  10. wow. you all have incredible taste in comedy. seriously. i am very proud. it's like watching 53,591 of my kids solicit their first hookers.
  11. @ShoTzVlogz great choices. i love jimmy carr
  12. @FAKENico i love garfunkel and oates!
  13. i love stand up comedy. which comics do you recommend? the more obscure the better. (i set myself up there for insults. bring it!)
  14. A baby is drinking a dunkaccino. I'm back in Boston.
  15. @DonGlover congrats. i'm really excited for it.
  16. i'm sorry twitter. i've treated you like a rich great grandmother. i haven't used you in a while.
  17. Hit a deer on our way to jersey. It was littering by the side of the road so I pulled over and punched it.
  18. @heyKasi an unstable one
  19. On train to NYC for Friday show @ starland ballroom. Speaking of trains, I heard Thomas the Tank Engine died of lung cancer.
  20. I'm watching this movie where Johnny Depp plays this wierd guy. I'm watching 13 movies.