boburnham
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@ damn it, i don't know any!
about 12 hours ago
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"Urine Luck" by R Kelly
about 15 hours ago
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when life gives you lemons, you probably just found lemons...
about 16 hours ago
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@ i definitely will be.
about 18 hours ago
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finished another song for my musical. buying small, silly instruments for my stand up shows. 2010, i'm gonna f#ck you up!
about 18 hours ago
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Dear Chipotle: my burrito should look like a well-packed sleeping bag not an amoeba that just puked on itself.
12:49 PM Nov 10th
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should i get a life or get a clue? or maybe a connect four.
9:59 AM Nov 10th
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@ eddie izzard is not obscure!!!
8:06 AM Nov 10th
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@ epic. pure boston.
9:48 PM Nov 9th
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wow. you all have incredible taste in comedy. seriously. i am very proud. it's like watching 53,591 of my kids solicit their first hookers.
9:36 PM Nov 9th
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@ great choices. i love jimmy carr
9:24 PM Nov 9th
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@ i love garfunkel and oates!
9:18 PM Nov 9th
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i love stand up comedy. which comics do you recommend? the more obscure the better. (i set myself up there for insults. bring it!)
9:18 PM Nov 9th
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A baby is drinking a dunkaccino. I'm back in Boston.
1:50 PM Nov 8th
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@ congrats. i'm really excited for it.
9:12 AM Nov 8th
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i'm sorry twitter. i've treated you like a rich great grandmother. i haven't used you in a while.
8:34 AM Nov 8th
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Hit a deer on our way to jersey. It was littering by the side of the road so I pulled over and punched it.
2:30 PM Nov 6th
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@ an unstable one
11:19 AM Nov 5th
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On train to NYC for Friday show @ starland ballroom. Speaking of trains, I heard Thomas the Tank Engine died of lung cancer.
11:11 AM Nov 5th
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I'm watching this movie where Johnny Depp plays this wierd guy. I'm watching 13 movies.
6:52 PM Nov 4th
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