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boburnham

  1. yo @justinbieber I'm just chilling by my fire right now, wondering if you're free. You don't happen to like fondue, do you? about 9 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  2. @edgarwright I knew Storage Wars Season 2 Episode 3: "Pay the Lady" was a classic! about 13 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to edgarwright
  3. @jamessandrewss @jessbell24 no I'm not! about 13 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to jamessandrewss
  4. @rckbrahman are you sure, Rick? I thought it was funny, Rick! Are you sure it's not really funny, Rick?? Please help, Rick!!!! #Rick about 13 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to rckbrahman
  5. I know how to party. My drink of choice? Absinthe and Capri Sun. Oh you don't have that?! Then GO-GURT AND PEYOTE!! about 14 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  6. Whenever I feel like my life sucks, I remember all the people less fortunate than I and it makes me laugh and I cheer up immediately. about 14 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  7. We did it, everyone! Another day closer to death! Woooooo!!! 11:29 AM May 31st via Twitter for iPhone
  8. @danaredneck yep. you're my girlfriend now. STOP ROLLING YOUR EYES!!! You're just like your mother. WHO'S THIS BRIAN?!? #welcome 12:56 PM May 30th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to danaredneck
  9. Do the black framed non-prescription glasses come with the flannel shirt or do you have to buy them separately? 12:50 PM May 30th via Twitter for iPhone
  10. i was lucky enough to get to do the WTF podcast with the great @marcmaron -- link for the interested wtfpod.com/podcast/episod… 8:21 AM May 28th via web
  11. I wonder if any rappers like smoking weed? #wemayneverknow 5:55 PM May 18th via Twitter for iPhone
  12. @ChelseaVPeretti i hear that, sister! 5:49 PM May 18th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to ChelseaVPeretti
  13. @vogelcheck completely appropriate response to that one. #youwerejustelongatingmynameiassume 5:47 PM May 18th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to stexquisite
  14. There's a thin line between Samuel and Jackson, if you forget to capitalize the L. 5:43 PM May 18th via Twitter for iPhone
  15. 500,000 followers! I'm so humbled. This is how I feel. youtube.com/watch?v=gKQOXY… 12:01 PM May 18th via web
  16. Ladies! Why you be trippin'? Why you be all up in our business? Watch where you're stepping and get down from our business! 5:30 PM May 17th via web
  17. @SarahSoWitty it's a burden. happy to explain why at any moment. 8:35 PM May 13th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to SarahSoWitty
  18. @GarryShandling Still an asshole but a tiny heart has started to grow within me. Getting it removed later this week. 8:01 PM May 8th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to GarryShandling