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  1. Saw a guy at pool and thought, "he looks like an Ed Hardy tee shirt" right before he put on an Ed Hardy tee shirt. I'm psychic.9:32 AM Nov 7th from TweetDeck
  2. Sitting near guy who looks like the bodyguard Matt Dillon contracted to beat up chris makepeace's bodyguard.9:29 AM Nov 7th from TweetDeck
  3. At hotel pool in South Beach9:27 AM Nov 7th from TweetDeck
  4. Let's do this Five Guys. Fill my soul hole with your impossible burger piles.9:42 AM Nov 5th from TweetDeck
  5. Jesus! I ordered a pressed ciabatta sandwich? I hate those! I hate cafe food! Why do I constantly live my life wrong?!4:36 PM Nov 2nd from TweetDeck
  6. Subway sandwich artist asked what I'd like on my sub. I said, "Just make me sick." He delivered.10:20 AM Nov 2nd from TweetDeck
  7. Subway sandwich artist10:19 AM Nov 2nd from TweetDeck
  8. Guy at next table is a terrible boyfriend. Just falling asleep on the job over there. Pathetic.11:22 AM Nov 1st from TweetDeck
  9. Tonight I began to wonder whether my costumed self wasn't the real me (I went as Shrek from the movie "Shrek 2")9:09 PM Oct 31st from TweetDeck
  10. They just canceled my appendectomy? I need that.8:34 PM Oct 31st from web
  11. They cancelled halloweeen?!!!8:29 PM Oct 31st from web
  12. There's a demon in this bar and they're out of Yuengling. It's a DEMON BAR and they're out of Yuengling. #halloweentweets2:14 PM Oct 30th from TweetDeck
  13. Gay Darth Maul has worked for the past nine years but maybe I need to come up with a new costume idea.2:04 PM Oct 30th from TweetDeck
  14. There's a murderer in my house who kills everybody he meets. I live in a MURDERER HOUSE! #halloweentweets12:12 PM Oct 30th from TweetDeck
  15. At library. There's a slasher here and he's killing kids who kiss. It's a SLASHER LIBRARY. #halloweentweets12:06 PM Oct 30th from TweetDeck
  16. Girl behind me just sneezed loud enough to make me jump. This Halloween is already terrifying (I'm gonna die this weekend...)9:16 AM Oct 30th from TweetDeck
  17. Im trying to go easy on beer. Anyone wanna grab a liqueur with me? Maybe pick up some cordials, watch the game? Slice of rumcake?9:08 AM Oct 30th from TweetDeck
  18. Almost time to sit in the park and shout "Nice mask!" at people not wearing masks. Be there from noon until 10 PM tomrw. Say hey!7:41 AM Oct 30th from TweetDeck
  19. For my day-before-Halloween costume I'm dressed as a naked guy who's running from store managers. Candy!7:36 AM Oct 30th from TweetDeck
  20. Dan = Hope RT @DanKennedy_NYC: It only takes one really good year to catch up with everyone who has been on track since college.5:04 PM Oct 29th from TweetDeck