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  1. How'd you get Aniston?!! RT @youngamerican: Iconfirmed somebody BIG for MaxFunCon. I'm not gonna announce it for a minute... initials J.A.
  2. @saraschaefer1 A Dick Wolf Production.
  3. @varnado YES!
  4. This book advertisement "affected" me. http://twitpic.com/q8pw1
  5. So we've had what, 19 Sandy Bullock movies this year? Fuck it. I'm searing my eyes shut with hot coals.
  6. You can sue B&H Photo for discrimination in hiring practices? The entire staff arrives on the same yellow schoolbus!
  7. Going to Patrick Borelli's show at the UCB. meet me there and we'll party.
  8. An excerpt from The Dan Cronin FAQ. RT @croninwhocares: Why don't I drive a Scion or wear tight t-shirts?
  9. I'm just like Christan Slater! I TALK HARD!
  10. Dunkin Donuts coffee is the only thing I can still count on. All other beverages: fucking liars.
  11. A giant, terrible sandwich. I shouldn't be allowed to make my own lunch decisions.
  12. Just peeked at the laptop screen of the kid sitting next to me at this library. He's watching an episode FRASIER. Unexpected.
  13. Yawn. Who hasnt? RT @BrodyismeFriend: I've gone to an indoor shooting range with the lead singer of Toto. 1986, circa Burbank.
  14. Occasionally I imagine the life of those cave creatures from THE DESCENT and I think, "Someday..." Sigh, back to work!
  15. Whenever I watch one of my friends have sex I think, "God, that guy is somebody's son." Makes me look away.
  16. RT @Werewolf_Guide: New blog up at Huffpost! "Werewolves: The Recession's Monster of Choice" http://bit.ly/21a4f2
  17. FYI. I've been eating more donuts lately. Just a heads up.
  18. This plaid trend- Can I pretend I'm ahead of the curve even though I just never stopped wearing the shirts I bought in college?
  19. Could someone please tweet my buddy @HeyItsLiam and tell him his life is a bottomless hellhole? Thx!
  20. "Where's the fuckin aspirin?" -Excerpt from my upcoming book, "Shit My Dad Says At Rite Aid"