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BobOfficer

  1. My Granddad turns 90 today. He gets a limo. instagr.am/p/LaxURmthWY/
  2. "A nerd a Jew and a guy with autism try to fuck a hot chick" the pitch for The Big Bang Theory
  3. So every character on The Big Bang Theory has Asperberger Syndrome right?
  4. Im not that into bikes or anything but this new bike is the tits twitter.com/BobOfficer/sta…
  5. Assistant Editor...it means...less than.
  6. @GameOfThrones "The part of #Blackwater I'm most excited to see is Podrick Payne. Duh.
  7. @jeffpaternostro give me a holler if youre anywhere near brooklyn, Im actually not working for once
  8. @jeffpaternostro what are you doing in nyc tonight?
  9. Never feed the trolls. Lesson learned.
  10. I do wish you could type in 'fire bat' to combat the little O's though, mostly so I can just say 'let's buuuuuuuurn' repeatedly
  11. Didn't think google could top do a barrel roll, touche #zergrush
  12. @tomlarochelle why are you on twitter? Go back to vacation!
  13. @twat_glitter Does this mean you are eating cookings? Ok kicking the shit out of them?
  14. finished Ready Player One by Ernest Cline amzn.to/nFaQxr #Kindle
  15. The town I grew up in is fucking creepy and old.