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BobOfficer

  1. My Granddad turns 90 today. He gets a limo. instagr.am/p/LaxURmthWY/ 22 minutes ago via Instagram
  2. "A nerd a Jew and a guy with autism try to fuck a hot chick" the pitch for The Big Bang Theory 6:13 PM May 27th via Twitter for Android
  3. So every character on The Big Bang Theory has Asperberger Syndrome right? 5:59 PM May 27th via Twitter for Android
  4. Im not that into bikes or anything but this new bike is the tits twitter.com/BobOfficer/sta… 5:14 PM May 27th via Twitter for Android
  5. Assistant Editor...it means...less than. 10:02 AM May 24th via web
  6. @GameOfThrones "The part of #Blackwater I'm most excited to see is Podrick Payne. Duh. 3:07 PM May 21st via web
  7. @jeffpaternostro give me a holler if youre anywhere near brooklyn, Im actually not working for once 9:52 AM May 5th via Twitter for Android in reply to jeffpaternostro
  8. @jeffpaternostro what are you doing in nyc tonight? 1:09 PM May 4th via Twitter for Android in reply to jeffpaternostro
  9. Never feed the trolls. Lesson learned. 11:58 AM Apr 27th via web
  10. I do wish you could type in 'fire bat' to combat the little O's though, mostly so I can just say 'let's buuuuuuuurn' repeatedly 8:49 AM Apr 27th via web
  11. Didn't think google could top do a barrel roll, touche #zergrush 8:46 AM Apr 27th via web
  12. @tomlarochelle why are you on twitter? Go back to vacation! 5:29 PM Apr 26th via Twitter for Android in reply to tomlarochelle
  13. @twat_glitter Does this mean you are eating cookings? Ok kicking the shit out of them? 12:28 PM Apr 20th via web in reply to twat_glitter
  14. finished Ready Player One by Ernest Cline amzn.to/nFaQxr #Kindle 4:14 PM Apr 18th via Kindle
  15. The town I grew up in is fucking creepy and old. 8:08 AM Apr 8th via Twitter for Android