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Wow. Saturday Night Live is just not funny. At all. I mean, DAMN! Jason Sudeikis is working his ass off, but I don't think it can be saved.
about 9 hours ago
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Van's first Thanksgiving is also his first trip to the beach. Feeling thankful for my cool little family. Now home for steaks on the grill.
4:44 PM Nov 26th
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It's weird that I'm basically waterboarding myself twice a day with this crazy sinus rinse, but I won't protest... it is definitely working.
5:25 PM Nov 25th
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Someone needs to take the results of the meme and visualize it. Yes, I'm lookin' directly at you, @. Can has cool graphs, plz?
6:50 PM Nov 24th
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Interesting. I've been tweeting 2 years, 11 months, 4 weeks, 1 hour, 3 min., 41 sec. Since Nov. 27, 2006. You?
6:42 PM Nov 24th
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Things I suck at: Driving. Basketball. Being sick. Especially being sick. So yes, at the behest of everyone, I will go to a doctor tomorrow.
11:39 AM Nov 22nd
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Left the house today for the first time in a full week. Bought a new dishwasher and three boxes of diapers. Now unable to sleep. Still sick.
11:48 PM Nov 21st
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It is a super hot and sexy night up in the Canyon. I'm (still) blowing my nose and backing up laptops while @ gives Van a manicure.
9:18 PM Nov 20th
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What time is it? Time for the sniffling, sneezing, stuffy head, sore throat, so you can wake up stoned with a crying baby medicine. G'night!
9:48 PM Nov 19th
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Woke up from my "nap" at 10. Now trying to eat something. About to take another awesome dose of Theraflu and Alka Seltzer. Party time. Whoo.
9:56 PM Nov 18th
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The guy across the street likes to put his trash in my trashcan. I hope he tries tonight. I left a bag of used diapers on top to greet him.
3:43 PM Nov 18th
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Sick; day five. And the dishwasher just shot craps. And the hits just keep on comin', don't they? Good news is, I've lost four more pounds.
2:30 PM Nov 18th
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So it seems that I have officially given my sickness to the baby. So much for me winning any Father of the Year awards. Damn. Sorry, buddy.
12:20 AM Nov 17th
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I am so high on cold medicine that I've been listening to the same four songs on repeat for more than an hour. Oops. And pass the Theraflu.
5:41 PM Nov 16th
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Watching Rita Moreno kill at some stuffy tribute to Bill Cosby. This is perfect. It's like all these flu drugs I'm taking are just for this.
10:10 PM Nov 15th
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I am not sick. I am not sick. I am not sick. I am not sick. I am not sick. I am not sick. I am not sick. I am not sick. I am not.. *please*!
6:37 PM Nov 13th
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Ok, people. I give. I admit it. I am sucking serious wind. I am way tired. Now is your chance to catch up. Use it wisely. I recover quickly.
10:46 PM Nov 11th
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is that I can sleep anywhere. I mean anywhere. Example? Just slept gate-to-gate, LAX to SFO. Flight attendent had to wake me.
8:45 AM Nov 10th
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Whoa! @ screens in Dallas and gets BLASTED in a review that calls me an "LA prince" who exploits KC. My reply:
10:40 PM Nov 8th
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Finally got mom out of the house so we can have boys time and then Van... falls asleep. Bummer. We're still listening to loud music, buddy.
2:27 PM Nov 7th
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