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  1. Wow. Saturday Night Live is just not funny. At all. I mean, DAMN! Jason Sudeikis is working his ass off, but I don't think it can be saved. about 9 hours ago from web
  2. Van's first Thanksgiving is also his first trip to the beach. Feeling thankful for my cool little family. Now home for steaks on the grill. 4:44 PM Nov 26th from Twitterrific
  3. It's weird that I'm basically waterboarding myself twice a day with this crazy sinus rinse, but I won't protest... it is definitely working. 5:25 PM Nov 25th from web
  4. Someone needs to take the results of the #howlong meme and visualize it. Yes, I'm lookin' directly at you, @jbum. Can has cool graphs, plz? 6:50 PM Nov 24th from web
  5. Interesting. I've been tweeting 2 years, 11 months, 4 weeks, 1 hour, 3 min., 41 sec. Since Nov. 27, 2006. You? http://bit.ly/eC942 #howlong 6:42 PM Nov 24th from web
  6. Things I suck at: Driving. Basketball. Being sick. Especially being sick. So yes, at the behest of everyone, I will go to a doctor tomorrow. 11:39 AM Nov 22nd from web
  7. Left the house today for the first time in a full week. Bought a new dishwasher and three boxes of diapers. Now unable to sleep. Still sick. 11:48 PM Nov 21st from web
  8. It is a super hot and sexy night up in the Canyon. I'm (still) blowing my nose and backing up laptops while @branflake gives Van a manicure. 9:18 PM Nov 20th from web
  9. What time is it? Time for the sniffling, sneezing, stuffy head, sore throat, so you can wake up stoned with a crying baby medicine. G'night! 9:48 PM Nov 19th from web
  10. Woke up from my "nap" at 10. Now trying to eat something. About to take another awesome dose of Theraflu and Alka Seltzer. Party time. Whoo. 9:56 PM Nov 18th from web
  11. The guy across the street likes to put his trash in my trashcan. I hope he tries tonight. I left a bag of used diapers on top to greet him. 3:43 PM Nov 18th from web
  12. Sick; day five. And the dishwasher just shot craps. And the hits just keep on comin', don't they? Good news is, I've lost four more pounds. 2:30 PM Nov 18th from web
  13. So it seems that I have officially given my sickness to the baby. So much for me winning any Father of the Year awards. Damn. Sorry, buddy. 12:20 AM Nov 17th from web
  14. I am so high on cold medicine that I've been listening to the same four songs on repeat for more than an hour. Oops. And pass the Theraflu. 5:41 PM Nov 16th from web
  15. Watching Rita Moreno kill at some stuffy tribute to Bill Cosby. This is perfect. It's like all these flu drugs I'm taking are just for this. 10:10 PM Nov 15th from Twitterrific
  16. I am not sick. I am not sick. I am not sick. I am not sick. I am not sick. I am not sick. I am not sick. I am not sick. I am not.. *please*! 6:37 PM Nov 13th from Twitterrific
  17. Ok, people. I give. I admit it. I am sucking serious wind. I am way tired. Now is your chance to catch up. Use it wisely. I recover quickly. 10:46 PM Nov 11th from web
  18. #MySuperpower is that I can sleep anywhere. I mean anywhere. Example? Just slept gate-to-gate, LAX to SFO. Flight attendent had to wake me. 8:45 AM Nov 10th from Twitterrific
  19. Whoa! @72musicians screens in Dallas and gets BLASTED in a review that calls me an "LA prince" who exploits KC. My reply: http://awe.sm/9EK1 10:40 PM Nov 8th from web
  20. Finally got mom out of the house so we can have boys time and then Van... falls asleep. Bummer. We're still listening to loud music, buddy. 2:27 PM Nov 7th from web