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BobMatthewz

  1. Really wanted to sip my coffee, but my lips were occupied with singing along with Joni Mitchell. #priorities
  2. As video games desensitize violence, "Game of Thrones" desensitizes boobs. Tits? Meh...
  3. Chips, gin, and "Game of Thrones." My night can only be better if something more awesome and less miserable came a long.
  4. New personal record; an entire bag of cooler ranch Doritos solo. I'm either boasting or crying for help, haven't decided yet.
  5. Just watched "The Man Who Fell To Earth" starring David Bowie. Sure could've done without seeing Rip Torn's penis...
  6. Dear mom, thanks for smacking the shit out me when I was young. Also for not caring if I give you a grandchild or not.
  7. @matthires that's just how floridians open wine...
  8. @Heather_NicoleC well, well... Hello darling!
  9. Absolutely gorgeous!! RT @Battlefielddrum: New Kits just finished! View more at battlefielddrums.com instagr.am/p/KGWIB4RkCS/
  10. @katevoegele Make sure to hit up the Nude upstairs bar while you're in Key West. ;)
  11. I just cut my own hair. So yeah, I'm wearing a hat.
  12. "Man, Queen Elizabeth was good lookin!" -my dad.
  13. Dreams: homeless chick riding jaws,tech for death metal band, spraying frebreze everywhere, and other craziness...
  14. "Thick As A Brick" by Jethro Tull on the radio?!? Radio edit, but still great to hear.
  15. I just discovered the origin of my ideal female beauty conceptions: Julia Roberts as Tinker Bell in "Hook."
  16. Dreamt I drove a red corvette, but had to stop. The registration was expired and I didn't want to get pulled over. #DMVinvademydreams
  17. A scary looking fly just landed on my crotch. Had to brush it away in ONE motion only to avoid looking too creepy around strangers.
  18. Karaoke: Thin Lizzy, Frank Zappa, Oingo Boingo, David Bowie... Good way to discover who your real friends are. :)
  19. Happy birthday to an Angel. :) @ataylormusic