BobMatthewz
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Really wanted to sip my coffee, but my lips were occupied with singing along with Joni Mitchell.
about 14 hours ago
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As video games desensitize violence, "Game of Thrones" desensitizes boobs. Tits? Meh...
11:25 PM Jun 1st
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Chips, gin, and "Game of Thrones." My night can only be better if something more awesome and less miserable came a long.
9:12 PM Jun 1st
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New personal record; an entire bag of cooler ranch Doritos solo. I'm either boasting or crying for help, haven't decided yet.
12:18 AM May 27th
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Just watched "The Man Who Fell To Earth" starring David Bowie. Sure could've done without seeing Rip Torn's penis...
9:14 PM May 13th
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Dear mom, thanks for smacking the shit out me when I was young. Also for not caring if I give you a grandchild or not.
2:39 PM May 13th
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@ that's just how floridians open wine...
11:01 PM May 11th
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in reply to matthires
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@ well, well... Hello darling!
12:02 PM May 2nd
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in reply to Heather_NicoleC
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Absolutely gorgeous!! RT @: New Kits just finished! View more at
4:00 PM May 1st
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@ Make sure to hit up the Nude upstairs bar while you're in Key West. ;)
1:16 PM Apr 30th
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I just cut my own hair. So yeah, I'm wearing a hat.
8:38 PM Apr 28th
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"Man, Queen Elizabeth was good lookin!" -my dad.
12:58 PM Apr 28th
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Dreams: homeless chick riding jaws,tech for death metal band, spraying frebreze everywhere, and other craziness...
10:25 AM Apr 20th
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"Thick As A Brick" by Jethro Tull on the radio?!? Radio edit, but still great to hear.
10:45 PM Apr 19th
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I just discovered the origin of my ideal female beauty conceptions: Julia Roberts as Tinker Bell in "Hook."
11:42 PM Apr 10th
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Dreamt I drove a red corvette, but had to stop. The registration was expired and I didn't want to get pulled over.
8:32 AM Apr 9th
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INTRODUCING our first series kit! The Recruit! RT
3:49 AM Apr 7th
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A scary looking fly just landed on my crotch. Had to brush it away in ONE motion only to avoid looking too creepy around strangers.
8:20 AM Apr 2nd
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Karaoke: Thin Lizzy, Frank Zappa, Oingo Boingo, David Bowie... Good way to discover who your real friends are. :)
10:12 PM Mar 28th
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Happy birthday to an Angel. :) @
8:58 AM Mar 20th
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