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bobgranleese

  1. @richardjohnsonx ditto that re @jteramsden, Maureen. Smells like day-old kebab too
  2. @richardjohnsonx Maureen Lipman
  3. @dbrown_Esq True dat ;-)
  4. @richardjohnsonx oooh, prickly today, aren't we, dear? Not an easy thing to pull off in Crocs ;-)
  5. @dbrown_Esq Grrrrrrrrrrrrrr. *says inland dweller quite reasonably*
  6. @richardjohnsonx @lisamarkwell croc/short combo is your default mode, no?
  7. @lesleyjones bedtime question, innit? And brats want to know. Have LOTS of cauli and can't be arsed to eat it too
  8. @Mcmoop @cityjohn head for the magners tent...
  9. @JLQuoVadis @samhartsgroup @spitz69 Fingers crossed it's Wednesday, eh?
  10. @CityJohn why is it *always* Osh excepted? Is @Mcmoop's liver made of Kevlar or something? And he has jamon but 500 yards from me. Fecker.
  11. With apologies to @lesleyjones, do guinea pigs eat cauliflower?
  12. @CityJohn call yourself a drinker? Get back there and do a faceplant, young man. @mcmoop @simonhcwilson
  13. @allanjenkins21 @bittenwritten Waitrose El Guia Rosado, £3.99 a bottle. Not classy but does the job at half the price. Or wine soc cerasuolo
  14. @dbrown_Esq @marinaoloughlin "a bit"? It's a proper pile-up, bits everywhere. Even the 12yo has given up and gone to bed. #result
  15. @allanjenkins21 if @bittenwritten don't come through, ask @jackhartsgroup
  16. @allanjenkins21 octopus @shrimpyloves two days in a row. #dedication
  17. @JLQuoVadis @samhartsgroup @spitz69 This. Must. Be. Done. When's your next night off Spitz?
  18. @oliverburkeman @guardianweekend yup, blinding idea. How about you do a Blind Date or Beauty column for @annachesters?
  19. @allanjenkins21 you went back already?! @shrimpyloves
  20. @JLQuoVadis they are, rather, aren't they?