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  1. Jonathan's reasonings, new play 7:52 AM Nov 22nd from Tweetie
  2. Asked for a 7:15 wake up call & got call at 5:17am. If you know you're dyslexic, don't administer wake up calls. Do drama. 9:33 AM Nov 20th from web
  3. 18th line from my play, JOSEPH, PAUL & RANDY: "That PEA-OTCH cobbler got it's SMELL ON! I'm like, DAMN, Yo-seph!" 7:25 AM Nov 18th from web
  4. I must've been sleep-biting because my Hangin' With Mr. Cooper doll lost his other eye last night. 7:28 AM Nov 17th from web
  5. Here's the second line in the 3rd act of my new play called, SHAWNTELLE'S REVENGE: "Hey, honey! They've got virgin coconut oil!! Ruuuuunnn!" 7:53 PM Nov 13th from Tweetie
  6. I can't help but laugh at all of Rachel Ray's jokes on her AM show. She "gets it" while other AM show hosts sometimes miss obvious jokes. 8:11 AM Nov 12th from web
  7. Miracle Whip seems to be changing their ad people. I tell ya what; a smarmy, monotone v/o to some sweet snapper makes me hungry! Sandwich! 3:49 PM Nov 9th from web
  8. - Which reminds me. I'm dating a soccer goalie: I like everything about her- butterfingers! (they're broken and mangled, not like she sucks) 9:33 AM Nov 3rd from web
  9. I just made the BEST candy casserole out of my Halloween leftovers! Mmmmm, the crushed Butterfinger topping is ta LIVE for!! 9:24 AM Nov 3rd from web
  10. My new video! Best dog acting ever! Pre-Dinner Dinner Show Ep. 1 on Vimeo! http://vimeo.com/7366155. Putting my other vids on vimeo soon! 12:43 PM Nov 2nd from web
  11. I'm going to be the cast of Little House on the Prairie for Halloween! Yay! I'm dedicating my right arm to be the ghost of Michael Landon. 3:14 PM Oct 30th from web
  12. Drives me crazy when people say, "I don't know what Cool-Aid he's drinking, but..." Um, HELLO! Adults Rarely, if EVER drink Cool-Aid! Idiots 9:51 AM Oct 28th from Tweetie
  13. I think I'll go to J. Crew and get a cute top to go with my cute bottom for the big Halloween day breakfast at Friendly's. YAY!! Eat it! 10:08 AM Oct 26th from web
  14. For the ultimate runs: Eat two bran muffins, ten prunes, drink two large chocolate mochas, and run the NYC marathon Sunday wearing a diaper. 12:16 PM Oct 23rd from web
  15. I'd drive a Harley if it had 4 wheels, was inclosed with a reinforced metal carriage, had seat belts, multiple airbags and had a gun rack. 12:42 PM Oct 22nd from web
  16. My favorite saying: "The early bird catches all the breaks by gathering all the worms, grubs, seed and whatnot, before the other ones do." 8:55 AM Oct 20th from web
  17. The wonderful Eugene Mirman is guest blogging over at Magnet Magazine and had some sweet words about Wards of Merkin: http://tiny.cc/zuzhi 9:39 AM Oct 19th from web
  18. I'm getting tired of people using the phrase, "here's a little fun fact!", especially when it pertains to the holocaust. 8:03 AM Oct 19th from web
  19. Famous introductions: "Tennille, meet my good friend! Captain, this is Tennille.Tennille, this is Captain. Hey that has a nice ring to it!" 9:17 AM Oct 16th from web
  20. new public service: tap hairy-necked men on the shoulder with my beard trimmer & say, "lil' help?". then give them a quick trim on the house 7:37 AM Oct 14th from web