bobbyhundreds
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Sounds like a NoThanksGiving for Deirdre RT @ its thxgiv, no shit u have a plateful of food. that + happy thxgiv tweets = lame
about 12 hours ago
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Light breakfast, snack, then dinner? Heavy breakfast, skip the snack? Starve myself all day? So much strategy involved...
about 12 hours ago
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All you annoying people who take Twitpics of whatever you're eating, tonight's the one night you get a pass.
about 13 hours ago
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Rappers have a tough time on Thxgiving cuz the only words that rhyme w/ "cornucopia" are "porn utopia" & "born with myopia"
7:26 PM Nov 25th
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I was the first to see @ 's new house! RT @ I hope that guy NEVER comes over again.
4:19 PM Nov 25th
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The trouble with riding a unicorn to work is everybody rolls their eyes when you share your commute stories.
9:46 AM Nov 25th
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TGIW.
8:16 AM Nov 25th
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Whack-a-Mole. No, not the arcade game. Sometimes I hear white people pronounce "guacamole" like that.
3:25 PM Nov 24th
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@ @ @ @ all on the blog Like a Thxgiving cornucopia of radness instead of pumpkins
2:06 PM Nov 24th
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If you stand on the ball of your foot, you'd be standing on a football.
9:53 AM Nov 24th
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I'm gonna make a bazillion dollars inventing a cup with the coaster already attached to the bottom.
5:54 PM Nov 23rd
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X X (Kaws tweet)
11:34 AM Nov 23rd
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Jay, Alicia, it's time to make an anthem for Dupree, South Dakota.
11:10 AM Nov 23rd
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Companies that should've died in the 80s but are surprisingly still around: Sears, Wienerschnitzel, Esprit, Sizzler, Penguin's Frozen Yogurt
8:35 PM Nov 22nd
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So whose grandma looked at petroleum and said, “Ya know, that would make a great jelly!” ?
7:19 PM Nov 22nd
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A workout becomes work when you stop running the treadmill and the treadmill runs YOU.
1:14 PM Nov 22nd
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This is my 1000th Tweet! I better make it count. So.. YABBA DABBA DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
12:20 PM Nov 22nd
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According to the Celebrity Twitter Directory, I land between Hilfiger and Calvin Klein?? I WISH I was as funny as them.
10:15 AM Nov 22nd
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When ducks fart, they look at each other and ask, “Did you say something?”
5:20 PM Nov 21st
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All these LChinese LCommunists leaving me LMao ReTweets.
1:10 PM Nov 21st
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- Name BOBBY HUNDREDS
- Location LOST ANGELS
- Web http://www.thehun...
- Bio Co-Founder / Creative Director, The Hundreds. Designer / Writer / Photographer / Own Worst Enemy
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