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  1. *caw* No one loves me. Stupid minions have run out of crow jokes. *caw* *sob* *caw*
  2. *ca-caw* I am lonely and need some new souls. *caw* *caw*
  3. *caw caw* Will peck out the eyes of the next old lady who - I kid you not! - pinches jenphalian's cheek. Caw.
  4. *caw* *caw* *caw* I need souls for my cawffee. *ca-caw*
  5. *caw* *caw* I would eat @mundanejoy 's last CAWkie! *caw* Toasty souls of the damned! *caw* *caw* *caw*
  6. @lbitw1 - I used to love you, cowboy. Now I find out you're into bare-backing?! Oh no you didn't!
  7. @jenphalian - You shouldn't say cunt on twitter. Try CAW instead! *caw caw*
  8. *caw* Maybe Bobby can go to lunch? Being a crow is so lonely... *caw* *sniff*
  9. *caw* *caw* Merry Ca-CAWmas ....bitches *caw*
  10. *ca-caw!* God bless us, every one... *caw* *caw *caw
  11. *caw* Blizzard!!! You're all gonna die in the snow... mwahahaca-caw!
  12. *ca-caw* Yes, I now have jenphalian made chocolate and butterscotch chip cookies! You all are jealous bitches. *caw* *caw*
  13. *ca-caw!* Yesssssss, install minion. Bring me Christmas CAW-KIES.
  14. *caw* *caw* Your eyes are the windows to your soul. *ca-caw*
  15. @jenphalian *caw* *caw* *caw* Top Dollar's ass is going off the fucking roof as soon as I get his bitch sister's eyes. *caw*
  16. *caw* *caw* BANG!
  17. *caw caw* Happy CT Scan Day, my little minion! *caw*
  18. *caw-cough* Have made an important announcement via FB... *caw*
  19. @zarhooie WebMD says nothing about *caw-cough* soul-lessness weakening the immune system. *ca-cough-koff*
  20. @knoggleknot *caw-cough* Fuckin' sales team. *hack*