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(PIC) It's like you really *know* me, ATM:
5:55 PM Jun 1st
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'Cause, y'know, supporting somebody's self-destructive alcohol habit always makes you feel good about yourself.
5:02 PM Jun 1st
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Metrobus, Y U NO HAVE AIR CONDITIONING?!?!
4:47 PM Jun 1st
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I love watching porn on the radio.
2:02 PM Jun 1st
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* slutter : verb, to simultaneously mutter and slur.
1:02 PM Jun 1st
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Having grown up on a farm in Kansas, I find tornadoes fill me with a touch of nostalgia & pants-wetting fear.
11:37 AM Jun 1st
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Great customer service from @. I will definitely be purchasing from them again.
11:14 AM Jun 1st
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Necessity is the mother of invention. In other words, whoever invented Caller ID had a lot of angry ex-girlfriends.
11:03 AM Jun 1st
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@ Thanks for the retweet sugar!
10:29 AM Jun 1st
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in reply to meeka74
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Happy birthday to poet/philosopher/songstress Alanis Morissette (1974)!
9:46 AM Jun 1st
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I'm drawing up my last will and testament & am leaving all my possessions to One Direction. You're welcome, guys.
9:10 AM Jun 1st
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OMG you guys, I just figured out what "my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard" means.
8:49 AM Jun 1st
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@ I figured I'd get the heavy stuff out of the way before alcohol leaves me with nothing but booty calls.
8:45 AM Jun 1st
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in reply to AliSilversmith
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One must have outlandish opinions if one is not to fade into obscurity.
6:58 AM Jun 1st
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@ Bonjour!!!
6:24 AM Jun 1st
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in reply to michaelfmuller
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I don't see myself getting plastic surgery unless I change my mind & decide to get plastic surgery.
6:04 AM Jun 1st
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If life gives you lemons and you live in a freezer, make a lemon popsicle.
6:03 PM May 31st
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@ You are a doll, Kristie. Also, I love the new avi!
1:24 PM May 31st
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in reply to KPCK
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Ennui is wasted on the young.
1:03 PM May 31st
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Every time I eat a strawberry Popsicle I am filled with the sneaking suspicion that nothing is real.
11:38 AM May 31st
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- Bio I am a barely sentient blob of consumption unclouded by conscience, remorse, or delusions of morality. Eye color: #537895 When in doubt, I poke it with a stick.
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