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  1. The 'Princess and the Frog' preview - all proceeds to prostate research. Tickets 020 7330 0990. Since I croaked, everyone's at it
  2. As Adam said to Eve, hoping for a particularly fond farewell, “I must take my leaf off you”
  3. Wow, these tuba's are noisy! http://www.justgiving.com/TubaCarols2009
  4. Don't forget to cheer on the PCRF Santa runners in Greenwich on Sunday at 10am
  5. I come from a family of artists ... they all draw unemployment benefit
  6. Swine flu, 98 UK deaths, total. Prostate cancer - 24 deaths daily. Swine flu funding - billions. Prostate funding - a joke. Not funny though
  7. My family were quite well off you know... Dad owned a jelly factory so we were set for life
  8. Sponsor the intrepid CEO of the prostate charity I support http://www.justgiving.com/Emma-HallsSanta
  9. They say the bigger the breasts the less intelligent the girl. For me it’s the other way round - the bigger the breasts, the dumber I get
  10. Given how often my film is appearing (latest - http://bit.ly/3ydgGp) shouldn't I be getting royalties? Just send them to www.giveafewbob.org
  11. I've been 6 feet under since 2003, but I'm still working my tail off - http://bit.ly/3ydgGp
  12. There’s a reason why so many people take an instant dislike to politicians... It saves time
  13. JELLYBELLY (quite loud) are at the Troubadour on Nov23 (www.wegottickets.com/event/63556) Proceeds to Prostate Cancer Research Foundation
  14. Sunraysia Ultimate Bloody Mary recipe here > http://tinyurl.com/yza976y
  15. Just a reminder, for every bottle of Sunraysia tomato juice Waitrose, Sainsbury or Tesco sell, 5p goes to research into prostate cancer
  16. More flattering stuff... A whole day of 'me' at BAFTA, Saturday Oct 24th. Just shows you can't keep a good man down (even if he's 6ft under)
  17. Men have to produce half a million sperm to fertilise one egg. My wife says it’s because they’re all male and won’t ask directions
  18. A one man show all about me at The Courtyard Theatre in Hereford this Saturday Oct 17th www.courtyard.org.uk/whaton/400
  19. How flattering. A one man show about me in aid of the Prostate Cancer Research Foundation. Preview Sat Oct 9, Hereford's Powell theatre
  20. Pinochio made a porn movie. It had his-co star, in a compromising position, saying, “tell a lie tell the truth tell a lie tell the truth...”