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boardopboy

  1. Kipnis GRAND SLAM! Minnesota who? Go tribe! 5:16 PM Jun 1st via UberSocial for Android
  2. Picked the wrong day to check the balance on my Dunkin' Donuts gift card. #isthisdialup? 6:34 AM Jun 1st via UberSocial for Android
  3. @AnneHDG damn. Some women are just sexy no matter where they are! 5:16 AM Jun 1st via UberSocial for Android in reply to AnneHDG
  4. @luvelizabethany I have always loved on your big anime style eyes. Is now a good time to mention how great your legs are? 8:12 AM May 30th via UberSocial for Android in reply to luvelizabethany
  5. Let's try #UberSocial since AlphaScope isn't working under ICS... 8:10 AM May 30th via UberSocial for Android
  6. @JohnnySarcasm nocturnal emissions? @jessica3121 @reinhoren 4:29 PM May 26th via SocialScope in reply to JohnnySarcasm
  7. Percocet? √ Nugs? √ Natty Light? √ Fire pit? √ 911 on speed dial? √ 4:12 PM May 26th via SocialScope
  8. Dayum! A God damned gold watch just fell outta that chicks vag! 9:36 PM May 25th via SocialScope
  9. I now know what happens to tampons in a washing machine. Time to cross that one off the bucket list. 8:48 PM May 25th via SocialScope
  10. Just had to add bukkake to my phones dictionary. 8:22 AM May 24th via SocialScope
  11. Oh thank God! The cork has popped and I can finally take a shit again. #ExitRampOpenAhead 3:04 PM May 22nd via SocialScope
  12. @WickedSweetDark indubitably! 1:34 PM May 21st via SocialScope in reply to WickedSweetDark
  13. Well... that's what I get for shoving that bar of soap up my ass. 1:29 PM May 21st via SocialScope
  14. There's one. Just 6 billion more to go... @AndroidInsomnia: .@boardopboy is Awesome! #nuffsaid 7:50 PM May 19th via SocialScope
  15. Your son Rip is on line toot. 1:28 PM May 17th via SocialScope
  16. Just saw the first Lighting Bugs of the season. 6:46 PM May 15th via SocialScope
  17. @JohnnySarcasm I just needed two more pieces of paper. Baby lit up like an old Christmas tree after that! 5:40 PM May 14th via SocialScope in reply to JohnnySarcasm
  18. Oh my gods. I suck so bad. Just took me two tries to get a fire going. 4:30 PM May 14th via SocialScope
  19. OK, I'mma say it... I LOVE... Ultimate Spiderman. 10:06 PM May 13th via SocialScope