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  1. @JoeRigs, I have the strength of a geriatric llama ... a weak one.
  2. @JoeRigs will there be man flesh?
  3. @GeneticBlend thinking of inventing the Major Healey tonight.
  4. @GeneticBlend I've had them 8 days in a row now. My skin isn't orange yet, if you wondered.
  5. @nbwulf remember, I Battle Creek is right by Colon and Climax. Take the penetrator.
  6. @maryannsvn12 get him drunk then take disturbing pictures of him with the gnome. Good blackmail material.
  7. @zublime75 I'll do my best to get you something today.
  8. @nHisImage happy birthday, Chocolate Thunder!
  9. @heffasaurus happy birthday!!! Don't ask the strippers to make change, okay? You don't want to touch what they'd give you!
  10. Oh, and @whatevermaryann'stwitternameis - you were awesome, too. :P
  11. Had an amazing week with @geneticblend. Special thanks to @inhisimage for being the man, and @jillhanner for being absolutely AMAZING!
  12. @Blargal it was delta airlines. But, Biz Marquee was on my flight!! "Oh baby you got what I need, but you say he's just a friend." awesome!
  13. Stranded on a broken plane on the runway at jfk for almost 2 hours now. Not complaining. I'd rather they fix it. But give me a snack ffs!
  14. RT @GeneticBlend NE one in NYC, long island area. Looking for extras for TV pilot for tomorrow night. Men/women. Message me if interested.
  15. @MissSarcastic amazing things happen to amazing people. So happy for you!! ((Hugs))
  16. @GeneticBlend I'd just tell you I don't want to come over. Screw you.
  17. @19Becka I already have 100% off. *wipes tear*
  18. @thefrozenghost @anakin1814 I'm with twitter copyright police. Cease and desist immediately or you will lose your balls. We don't play!
  19. "Sometimes there's not enough rocks."
  20. @19Becka he's up every 2 hours like clockwork. And it takes 45 min to feed him. That means 75 minutes of sleep at a time. Yay.