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bn2b

  1. @themackern thanks, appreciate you saying that! about 6 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to themackern
  2. I can’t stop thinking that there’s probably a picture of a really cool salad on Pinterest that has made more people happy than I ever will. about 9 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS
  3. Demi Moore née Baguette. about 19 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS
  4. Now I keep it at home and treat myself with it once in a while" - what do you eat normally if freeze-dried spaghetti in a bag is a treat? about 19 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS
  5. Just read all 23 reviews of this freeze-dried spaghetti w/ meat sauce. I would read 23 more. These people CARE. about 19 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS
  6. Of course I’m too classy to name names. I hate when I get negative on here, making a real effort not to. Starts with a B. about 19 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS
  7. Biggest Twitter regret: Person I hate most on here unfollowed me 10 minutes after I unfollowed him and I didn’t @reply him “too slow I win” about 19 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS
  8. Kids, back in 2012, we didn’t all use Bitcoin. President Boston Rob only made it legal tender in 2019. We were so young. So dumb. So full o about 19 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS
  9. Remember that dumb “money” stuff we used before Bitcoin? about 19 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS
  10. The insanely boring story I told the pizza guy about my dinner would be in the top 10 most interesting Jeopardy contestant anecdotes ever. about 20 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS
  11. "I asked if he was chilling, he told me a fascinating story about how he didn't eat much dinner" - local pizza guy right now prob, about me about 22 hours ago via web
  12. Started to write a fantasy book but had to quit cause I put stuff like "He was really GOBLIN down his lunch" in almost every paragraph. 1:13 PM Jun 1st via web
  13. Hey if anyone is on Goodreads, let me know so I can follow you (I just learned how to read) 9:55 AM Jun 1st via web
  14. I love that when they created The Office for the USA, someone was like "the name Tim will never translate, make it Jim". 10:51 PM May 31st via Tweetbot for iOS
  15. .@jk_rowling Plz settle a bet: Friend says I'm a muggle, but I consider myself a wizard at the magic of compound interest. Does that count? 10:49 PM May 31st via Tweetbot for iOS
  16. ♫ My girl likes to party all the time / Party all the time / Party all the ti-ime ♫ Haha yeah my girl has a pretty serious coke problem. 10:49 PM May 31st via Tweetbot for iOS
  17. When you die, you go to a magical place where you learn the names of all the secret surprise comedy show guests you’ve ever seen teased. 3:50 PM May 31st via Tweetbot for iOS
  18. The Les Paul auction catalog paints a picture of an innovator, legend, and guy who said “oh an ashtray shaped like a guitar, thanks” a lot. 12:51 PM May 31st via Tweetbot for iOS