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bmxfu

  1. Cum in the shower every day
  2. Yea lemme get one of those "Tylenol"
  3. Let's drink to getting clean AIDS tests!
  4. Why you goin to the airport? Flyin somewhere?
  5. Somalian johnnies
  6. Mellon 3!
  7. It's like tenerife but down my pants
  8. "hey stick your arm out the window there they always stop for the arm" -@bigtompassero
  9. Portobello mushroom dick
  10. "so Spain huh. You think theres a lot of spanish people there?"
  11. "I can't tell you how happy I am to drop you off Craig" - @bigtompassero
  12. "Yea I cut straight to the front of the traffic I don't wait in any fuckin line" -big Tom Passero
  13. Reppin the Craig Passero fader shoes while waiting for that nerd to pick me up and get to the airport. @lote instagr.am/p/LYpuElyN0B/
  14. Chill homiesss RT @KinkBikes: “@empirebmx: if you out there, don't talk about being out there. just be out there” dude, you're so industry!
  15. Oh my god I love grinding
  16. Glen Hoerdt takes the pepsi challenge
  17. Ivan Rudman ruined my wonton
  18. My boogers smell like throw up