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  1. Happy Birthday @dom. Let's keep changing the world. about 3 hours ago from Tweetie
  2. By the ghosts of my ancestors, I'm standing in @dom's laboratory and I just fell in love over Twitter. about 3 hours ago from Tweetie
  3. Today may well be the best day of my life. So far. about 3 hours ago from Tweetie
  4. @mdhughes the question was what's a better AIM client than Beejive then? The answer was I only use YM. Typical pointless shit-talking. about 9 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to mdhughes
  5. Dude: "I'm looking for a smart phone" Ass: "Well don't get an iPhone. Those suck!" D: "Oh what should I get?" A: "You should be on Verizon." about 9 hours ago from Tweetie
  6. @thekarladam It sucks when people talk shit about you on Twitter, doesn't it? about 10 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to thekarladam
  7. @thekarladam My bad I thought you were a bitch, not a spammer. Or is Yahoo Messenger an iPhone AIM client now? about 10 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to thekarladam
  8. @thekarladam That's what I thought. about 10 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to thekarladam
  9. @krystynchong That's quite a cold. You might have to rename your Posterous "Kryth Rockth You Thilly." <http://post.ly/HSdI> about 10 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to krystynchong
  10. Ah @yipe, @tristan, naysayers are easy. Ask @thekarladam to give examples of AIM clients better than Beejive. I haven't found one yet. about 11 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to yipe
  11. 2010, if you had hands and a mouth, I'd give you a high five, then let you blow me while I code. about 22 hours ago from Tweetie
  12. The gray cat is back. God is in his heaven. All's right with the world. about 22 hours ago from Tweetie
  13. The brown cat has returned. Now I'm just waiting for the gray cat -- much more trustworthy at returning. about 23 hours ago from Tweetie
  14. @boredzo screenshot? 1:26 AM Jan 6th from Tweetie in reply to boredzo
  15. "Only one cat I know rolls around with a bucket of colonel and a pint of dipping gravy." 1:20 AM Jan 6th from Tweetie
  16. @lugster Oh my god the constant meowing. It's no wonder they're called Maus. 12:51 AM Jan 6th from Tweetie in reply to lugster
  17. Egyptian Maus will convince you they are retarded so you won't notice they are diabolically clever. Do not be fooled. 12:24 AM Jan 6th from Tweetie
  18. Spotted the little brown cat in the yard. Sent the big gray cat after her. Let's see how negotiations go. 12:21 AM Jan 6th from Tweetie
  19. Lucas Drance is such an awesome name. One day he will be thankful for such cool parents. 11:47 PM Jan 5th from Tweetie
  20. Happy birthday @rtmfd, you ancient bastard! 30?! I thought dirt was maybe 20, 21 years old... 9:17 AM Jan 5th from Tweetie